DADA for Muggles, final class [Wednesday]

[lycanthromoony.livejournal.com]

It had taken Remus and Sirius slightly less time this go around to program the Danger Room to do what they wanted (Sirius contended it was because it had threatened the computer with a good hexing, but that was debatable), but for a final examination, the professors felt that a bit of effort should be expended.

"Welcome to your exam," Sirius said with a slightly fiendish smile, extending his hand to encompass the scene before them: a large grassy area (complete with a different castle in the background. They missed Hogwarts a bit, so hush) covered in a variety of obstacles. "Hopefully you remember what you have learned. You will encounter a series of practical exercises in order for us to determine how prepared you are to face the Dark Arts in every day life. Good luck. If you get too hexed to continue, Professor Lupin and I will step in, but I don't think that will be entirely necessary."

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Re: Get a candy bar from a vending machine

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"You just don't understand our special love," Dinah told him, holding out a piece of Almond Joy. "The machine responds to me 'cause I'm *consistent* with my violence!"

Yeah, Dinah didn't even believe herself, there.

Re: Get a candy bar from a vending machine

[lovemykilt]

"Wow, that is just all kinds of wrong."

Re: Get a candy bar from a vending machine

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah finally laughed and continued to munch on her candy. "Hey, I was wondering if I should leave you two alone there for a minute or two. Don't diss what works."

Re: Get a candy bar from a vending machine

[lovemykilt]

"Hey, just because I know how to treat a lady."

Didn't you know? The vending machine was female.

Re: Get a candy bar from a vending machine

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah gave him a look, then leaned against the side of the vending machine, grinning. "Are you sure it's a lady? It's not a tramp, giving candy to anyone who asks?"

Re: Get a candy bar from a vending machine

[lovemykilt]

"The lady can't be a tramp? Sinatra would disagree with you."

Re: Get a candy bar from a vending machine

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Okay, it's both." Dinah snickered and said, "Now I want to go look up the song. Or get the machine a silk scarf and sunglasses."

Re: Get a candy bar from a vending machine

[lovemykilt]

"I think she'd look very fetching." Priestly gave the machine a pat.

A second candy bar fell down.

". . . Dude, I totally rule."