DADA for Muggles [Wednesday, December 2, 5th period]

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In the center of the room, surrounded by random tiny pine trees was a small green creature in a cage, looking very, very cranky.

But then, so was Sirius. He'd gotten bit the night before as they'd been capturing the gremlin for class and had spent a very uncomfortable hour singing about a cake he'd left out in the rain (and he'd never have that recipe again, oh no). "This is a gremlin," he said, pointing with his wand.

Remus was in much, much better spirits today. Mostly because he'd told Sirius to wear gloves, but had he listened? Nooo. So Remus got to laugh at that terrible, terrible song. "I understand that some of you may have already had some experience with these lovely creatures. While they aren't exactly dark creatures, they certainly are irritating, aren't they?"

"Yes," Sirius answered sulkily for them. "Please share any experiences you've had with these...things...and then feel free to come closer and examine it. If you get bitten, I will laugh."

Because Sirius was all about nurturing the students.

"And there are gloves," Remus added, gesturing to the box. "Should you choose to employ them." He looked sidelong at Sirius, smirking slightly.

"Thank you, Moony," Sirius replied, glaring back.

Comments

Sign in [DADA 12/2]

[siriuslyscarred.livejournal.com]

Like you've been bit by a gremlin!

Re: Sign in [DADA 12/2]

[kestrelswolf.livejournal.com]

Re: Sign in [DADA 12/2]

[oops-mbad.livejournal.com]

Diana Hansen

Re: Sign in [DADA 12/2]

[lovemykilt]

Priestly

Listen to the lecture [DADA 12/2]

[siriuslyscarred.livejournal.com]

Get "Macarthur Park" stuck in your head through the power of narrative...

Re: Listen to the lecture [DADA 12/2]

[lovemykilt]

Priestly's notes for today's class read: and were pressed in love's hot, fevered iron like a striped pair of pants. He had no idea why.

Later, he'd hoped that the teachers hadn't, say, shared some magical secret to avoiding gremlin bites that he'd missed in his fit of ridiculous poetry, there.

Re: Listen to the lecture [DADA 12/2]

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Alex had heard about these things but hadn't ever seen one. And, knowing what they did, he kind of hoped to never see one again.

Examine the gremlin [DADA 12/2]

[siriuslyscarred.livejournal.com]

Use the gloves if you're smart a wimp. Don't let the thing out of the cage. Mod your gremlin bites, if you're in the mood!

Re: Examine the gremlin [DADA 12/2]

[kestrelswolf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Firekeeper was peering curiously at the gremlin. And snarling back at it when it attempted to lunge at her through the bars.

Re: Examine the gremlin [DADA 12/2]

[noteviltwin.livejournal.com]

Andy at first was worried that the gremlin in the cage was his friend Gus, but a closer look confirmed this was an entirely different gremlin.

"Hey buddy," Andy greeted him, keeping out of biting range, and eyeing the gremlin closely. He was totally ready to suggest it if it looked like it was going to try and bite him anyway.

Re: Examine the gremlin [DADA 12/2]

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

Effy had been lucky so far (oh so lucky) when it came to gremlins. She wasn't wearing gloves, but she also wasn't intending to touch the fucking thing. Looking only from this girl.

Watching other people's humiliation was a whole different thing. That she didn't mind.

Re: Examine the gremlin [DADA 12/2]

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Alex's hands were tucked in his pockets and he was standing a safe distance away (probably behind other students) to make sure he didn't end up some gremlin bite victim.

He'd never live that down.

Re: Examine the gremlin [DADA 12/2]

[living_endless]

Didi wore gloves and,/i> kept her arms well out of reach of the cage as she inspected the gremlin.

She loved all living things. She was just a little dubious about this one.

Re: Examine the gremlin [DADA 12/2]

[thatsamilkshake]

....Yeeeeah, Francine would be standing vaguely near the cage with her hands behind her back. Seen one, fed one, wore gold foil pasties for one, cried over the now-ironic gayifying antics of another. She'd enjoyed about as much of gremlins as she could stand.

Re: Examine the gremlin [DADA 12/2]

[likethegun]

Sam had gloves on even though he was keeping about six inches of space between himself and the cage. He'd gone three and a half years without getting bitten, so he wasn't going to take a chance now.

Talk to the Teachers [DADA 12/2]

[siriuslyscarred.livejournal.com]

Hullo, teachers!

Re: Talk to the Teachers [DADA 12/2]: Sirius

[siriuslyscarred.livejournal.com]

Yes, Sirius was sulking as he ate his chocolate frogs. He was amazing at multitasking.

Re: Talk to the Teachers [DADA 12/2]: Sirius

[noteviltwin.livejournal.com]

"Sir?" Andy approached one of the teachers. "You are going to let the gremlin go after class aren't you?"

Re: Talk to the Teachers [DADA 12/2]: Sirius

[siriuslyscarred.livejournal.com]

"Professor Lupin will insist upon it," Sirius replied, nodding.

Re: Talk to the Teachers [DADA 12/2]

[lycanthromoony.livejournal.com]

Remus was, as per usual, watching everyone carefully, though he certainly looked like he was in better spirits than last week.

Talk to the TAs [DADA 12/2]

[siriuslyscarred.livejournal.com]

Hullo, boys!

Re: Talk to the TAs [DADA 12/2]

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Merlin was just going to be over here. Hiding from the gremlins. Because he wasn't a gay man now.

Re: Talk to the TAs [DADA 12/2]

[youcantfollow.livejournal.com]

There was a gremlin in the room. Griff felt exceedingly unsafe for some strange reason. Hmm.

OOC

[siriuslyscarred.livejournal.com]

Seriously, have fun with this. It's a gremlin in captivity, and the guys won't let it out of the classroom, should it escape its cage.

Re: OOC

[lovemykilt]

MACARTHUR'S PARK IS MELTING IN THE DARK
ALL THE SWEET GREEN ICING FLOWING DOWN!

Trufax, that's my mother's favorite song. *sings*