fandomhigh | Sex Ed: Period 5, Week 13

The classroom didn't hold a hot super-spy today. Just a hot guardian and hot future father of the leader of the Resistance. Hopefully that made up for the lack of Bond.

Rose leaned against the desk at the front of the room. "So, yeah, obviously Mr. Bond isn't here today. I guess he had too much turkey or something and is still sleeping it off." The 'or something' was probably the more accurate part.

Kyle nodded solemnly at the mention of the turkey. He'd succumbed to the post-turkey nap, not realizing how strong the urge to nap afterwards really was. "We're covering instead. Let's go around the class and everyone say one thing you've learned about sex so far that you didn't learn from this class."

There was a smirk of amusement at that, and Rose pushed herself up so she was sitting on the desk instead. "You should go first, Kyle."

He glanced sidewards at her, as if sending a thanks he didn't really mean. "Okay, I'll go first." Saying it himself almost made it seem like it was his own idea. "Okay. Everyone seems obsessed with it, especially on TV."

"Including you?" she asked sweetly. She was a mean, mean friend.

"Including you," he replied, then nodded at the first person to his left. "Your turn."

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Kyle took a seat and listened in to what everyone else was saying.

"Obsessed with sex, huh?" Rose asked, looking totally amused.

"It's everywhere," he insisted.

"Only if you're looking," she pointed out innocently.

"Or if you turn on the TV."

"You're still looking for it," Rose teased. "You could be watching sports or ninja movies or something."

"Two words: Rumor Gal."

Rose cracked up. "Okay, fine. Didn't know Rumor Gal was your thing there, Kyle."

"It was either that or the show about the guy who eats weird things for fun."

"I don't think that one's about sex," she pointed out.

"He was eating snake penis."

...

Rose stared.

"Do snakes ever have penises?"

"Well that's what he was eating," Kyle shrugged. "So I guess they do. How else would they...you know?"

"...I have no idea," Rose admitted. "And I don't ever ever want to think about snake sex again."

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