Ethics [Thursday, November 19, 1st period]

[sith_happened]

Today Anakin's desk was covered with droid babies in bassinets.

Each baby had a tiny stuffed Ewok tucked next to it. Shh.

"Today we talk about lust," Anakin said. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."

He smiled. "Meet your little projects for the next two weeks. They're heavy, they cry, and they will record everything you do with them. So if you stuff them into a closet for the duration, believe me, I'll know."

After all, he'd built all of them.

He reached for a list of paper. "Some of you I've paired together, some of you are single parents." His smile turned a little evil. "Some of your babies are a little fussier than others."

Comments

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/19]

[azuldragon.livejournal.com]

"Accidentally? If my grade were not dependent on it, I would blow it up on purpose."

Now Azula was sure Skywalker was a sadist.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/19]

[icecoldfrost]

"I thought 'don't forget the condom' was the lesson for sex-ed, not ethics," Emma complained. "If we want to learn about the consequences of lust, watching soap operas would be a better use of our time, although not by much."

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/19]

[azuldragon.livejournal.com]

"What exactly has this have to do with ethics?" Azula added.

Dammit, she thought she only had to deal with this in Bond's ludicrous sex education class. Apparently she was mistaken.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/19]

[icecoldfrost]

Emma shrugged. "No clue," she admitted. "But I'm not very good with playing by 'ethics' or other people's rules to start with, so I'm most likely missing the connection."

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/19]

[azuldragon.livejournal.com]

"Ethics," she snorted. "It's as silly as 'honor'. Ethics and honor do not win wars."

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/19]

[icecoldfrost]

"Forget war, they won't even get you the last piece of cake," she scoffed.

"Although they will apparently get you a robot baby."

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/19]

[azuldragon.livejournal.com]

"An ugly robot baby," Azula corrected. Who in their right mind would ever want these monstrosities?

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/19]

[icecoldfrost]

"I might keep the stuffed toy," Emma confessed. "That's kinda cute, and I never was good with sharing."

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/19]

[azuldragon.livejournal.com]

Azula had no opinion about stuffed toys, the last time someone gave her a doll she burned it.

"I think my brother agrees that I'm not good with sharing either."

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/19]

[icecoldfrost]

"Then we can put your brother, my sisters, and Professor Skywalker in a room together. I'm sure it would be entertaining."

Emma wasn't sure who'd get catty first: Adrienne or Skywalker.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/19]

[azuldragon.livejournal.com]

"Now, that would be entertaining," she smirked. "Let's throw in the fake children for better entertainment value."

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/19]

[icecoldfrost]

"With a little more information on your brother, I could probably start the odds and open a betting pool," Emma pointed out. "Last one to throw one of the fake children is the winner."

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/19]

[azuldragon.livejournal.com]

"Think of your average over dramatic, honor beyond reason, self-righteous 'hero' and you'll get the picture in big, bold colors."