Anakin Skywalker (
sith_happened) wrote in
fandomhigh2009-11-18 11:25 pm
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Ethics [Thursday, November 19, 1st period]
Today Anakin's desk was covered with droid babies in bassinets.
Each baby had a tiny stuffed Ewok tucked next to it. Shh.
"Today we talk about lust," Anakin said. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."
He smiled. "Meet your little projects for the next two weeks. They're heavy, they cry, and they will record everything you do with them. So if you stuff them into a closet for the duration, believe me, I'll know."
After all, he'd built all of them.
He reached for a list of paper. "Some of you I've paired together, some of you are single parents." His smile turned a little evil. "Some of your babies are a little fussier than others."
Each baby had a tiny stuffed Ewok tucked next to it. Shh.
"Today we talk about lust," Anakin said. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."
He smiled. "Meet your little projects for the next two weeks. They're heavy, they cry, and they will record everything you do with them. So if you stuff them into a closet for the duration, believe me, I'll know."
After all, he'd built all of them.
He reached for a list of paper. "Some of you I've paired together, some of you are single parents." His smile turned a little evil. "Some of your babies are a little fussier than others."

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be thoroughly sick of your droid babiesget in some decent RP time with your kids.They will cry for at least three hours a day, and will wake up promptly at 12, 2, and 4 in the morning. They also come with blankets and bottles with a sensor in the tip, so that you can "feed" the kid.
And don't lose the stuffed Ewoks--the babies will be inconsolable.
They are also tamper-proof, so if you try to tinker with the robotics, Anakin will know (and the baby will start screaming and never, ever EVER shut up, so the dorm won't thank you).
...now that I'm a mom, I think I'm more evil with this than I used to be. Mwahahaha. Have fun!
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