Win Friends | Period 4 | Class 10

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

If there was one thing Barney could do for the strange mix of teens filing into his classroom, it was provide them with porn.

And so there was a very large bin of tapes resting on the top of the podium.

"Porn! It's one of the greatest gifts Jesus left to man when he created the VCR." Barney paused to sigh and pick up Space Orgy, an old favorite. "It's to men what romance novels are to women. So, instead of a dozen pages of drivel followed by a sex scene and a lead up to a fake plot point where there's more sex, etc, you get simple situational plots leading to a whole lotta sexing. It's better, trust me." Barney should know, these were the tapes he'd replaced with DVDs recently. Please, as if he'd be giving up his porn any other way.

"Your task today - Come up with a fantastic porn title and WRITE THE PLOT OF YOUR VERY OWN PORN! Mix and match your cliches and kinks, get those brains working! You're here to win friends, right? Nothing says friendship like sharing. Go ahead and take a gander through this box. No judgment from here if you slip a box under your shirt for later. These are all free to a good home."

Comments

Activity | Class 10

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Come up with an excellent real or fake porn title and write a little synopsis of what would happen! Be as vague as you'd like or steal from real things! It's all in the name of entertainment.

Re: Activity | Class 10

[bitchy_smurf]

If Illyria had a que? icon, she'd be using it. None of the plots or titles of the items in the bin looked appealing, and it wasn't as if she had personal experience of what might appeal to her in this body, Fred's preferences shoved aside. So she sat and frowned at her notebook, which so far just had 'Ichor?' scribbled on it. In Sumerian.