DADA for Muggles [5th period]

[lycanthromoony.livejournal.com]

Today, the class was set up as a perfectly normal classroom, with one exception: there was a television at the front, and Remus, for one, was sporting a part of mildly-singed eyebrows due to his prior struggle with it.

"Good afternoon," he said evenly. "Today we'll be having a rather light day, I'm afraid. I'm certain you're all terribly upset about that. We'd like you to tell us about your attempts to disarm one another. What worked? What didn't? How were your experiences with the assignment?"

"And after that," Sirius said happily, "we'll watch a movie!" On the third DVD player of the day. Shh. They didn't think to ask the TAs for help. "It's completely inaccurate when it comes to witchcraft, of course, but the women are very attractive."

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Re: Watch the movie! [10/28]

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Francine!" Dinah kept her squeak down to a whisper, then shook her head, swallowing the urge to giggle. "No! Just, see his home in person." She tilted her head, and added, "He doesn't have parents, anyway. Never has. His whole village kind of raised him."

Re: Watch the movie! [10/28]

[thatsamilkshake]

"Oh." Francine was about to say that sucks but considering what some people's parents were like... "I guess that would be like having a really huge family."

Re: Watch the movie! [10/28]

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"A huge, kinda eccentric family, living on a tropical island paradise, with vents of magic power." Dinah grinned. "And yeah. I just hope his best friend Daxter isn't there *every* second I'm visiting."

Re: Watch the movie! [10/28]

[thatsamilkshake]

"He lacks the gene for picking up on 'Boy Girl Alone Time Is Now?' Francine guessed with stupendous hypocrisy when it came to cluelessness in general.

Re: Watch the movie! [10/28]

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Oh no. He gets that just fine." Dinah snorted and rolled her eyes. "But no girrrrrl should be getting smoochie-time with his BFF, if his reaction during Parents Weekend is anything to go by. He actually stuck his face in between us when I tried to give Jak a kiss good-bye!"