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Tyler Durden ([personal profile] tyler_gone) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-09-21 08:24 am
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Applied Science | Monday | Period 2

As the students came in today, they'd find that each desk held a pile of different kinds of paper, plus some blueprints. Tyler still wasn't feeling his best, so he'd decided the way to fill the hour was to let students make projectiles.

... anything for science, man.

"Welcome," he said, once they all seemed to be in their seats. "Today, we're talking about basic aerodynamics -- paper planes. The aerodynamics behind a paper plane are about the same as those behind any glider. Let me explain." And he did, discussing the reasons paper planes flew or didn't fly, the relative importance of the tail (none), and the differences in performance between origami planes and scale models.

As he spoke, he folded a perfect glider, and marked the conclusion of his lecture by tossing it over the heads of the students to crash just past the last row of desks. (Yes. He'd worked on this a lot.) "Your job today," he said, "is to build a perfect paper plane, either using the designs I gave you or with a design of your own. Cutting, glue, and tape are fine to use; so are small weights like paper clips or bobby pins. No using telekinesis to make it fly, though if I could, I would too."

He waved a hand at them. "Go to it."
furnaceface: (Very disappointed in you)

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[personal profile] furnaceface 2009-09-21 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a special art to folding these things, really. Jono's eyebrow furrowed in concentration as he focused on folding the greatest paper airplane the world had ever known.

... Which was to say, he was folding the most simple pattern he could find, and then he was going to rely on a half-decent throwing arm to get any distance out of this thing at all. Simple was good.
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[identity profile] not-jaded-yet.livejournal.com 2009-09-21 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Jennifer hadn't yet made Jono's acquaintance, really, but she'd seen him in class.

"Want to put our heads together on this?"
furnaceface: (Wtf?)

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[personal profile] furnaceface 2009-09-21 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Jono tilted his head slightly, and then gave his shoulders a shrug.

//Can't do any harm, can it?//

And then he waited to make certain that his partner wasn't going to freak out over his talking in people's heads. It was a thing.

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[identity profile] not-jaded-yet.livejournal.com 2009-09-21 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"...Wow," Jennifer said. "How are you doing that?"

She was more sort of surprised.
furnaceface: (Just Bloody Peachy)

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[personal profile] furnaceface 2009-09-21 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
... Surprised, he could live with. Jono shrugged a little bit.

//It's just... what I do. Mutant thing, if that means anything at all.//

Around here, more often than not, it really seemed to be just another word.

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[identity profile] not-jaded-yet.livejournal.com 2009-09-21 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sort of, yeah," Jennifer nodded. "I mean, I turn big and green when I get angry, so that's... something?"
furnaceface: (Watching the Telly)

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[personal profile] furnaceface 2009-09-21 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Jono... Was going to be needing a moment to kind of blink and headtilt a little.

//What did yer say yer name was, luv?//

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[identity profile] not-jaded-yet.livejournal.com 2009-09-21 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Jennifer Walters," she said, smiling. "Junior Class Representative."
furnaceface: (o_O)

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[personal profile] furnaceface 2009-09-21 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Blink. Blink. Blinkblink. Don't ask the She-Hulk for her autograph, Jono. It would be very unbecoming of you. Though Everett would probably appreciate it if you sent it to him...

//Pleasure to meet yer,// he said instead. //Have yer made paper planes before?//

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[identity profile] not-jaded-yet.livejournal.com 2009-09-21 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nice to meet you too," she said. "My paper plane experience is strictly amateur."
furnaceface: (Crossed Arms)

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[personal profile] furnaceface 2009-09-21 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
//Well, then between the two of us, we might manage something that won't plummet to th'floor like a bleedin' rock,// Jono decided, reaching for a piece of paper.

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[identity profile] not-jaded-yet.livejournal.com 2009-09-21 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"I always thought it was hard to get blood from a stone," Jennifer joked, reaching for her own paper.
furnaceface: (Eyeroll)

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[personal profile] furnaceface 2009-09-21 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Groan.

//I walked right into that one, I suppose,// Jono mused, giving his paper a fold in absolutely the wrong direction to do any good at all.

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[identity profile] not-jaded-yet.livejournal.com 2009-09-21 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah," Jennifer said. "Plus I can be a bit of a brat sometimes."
furnaceface: (Casual conversation)

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[personal profile] furnaceface 2009-09-21 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
//We'll not hold it against yer. It just means that yer well suited to politics,// he decided.

Yes, that had to be it.

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[identity profile] not-jaded-yet.livejournal.com 2009-09-21 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't really want to be well suited to politics," Jennifer said. "I'm going into law."
furnaceface: (Moping)

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[personal profile] furnaceface 2009-09-21 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
//And yer'll be very good at it,// Jono replied. And then, as an afterthought, he added, //I'm sure.//

Because he was starting to figure that messing with younger versions of people he knew or knew of by hinting at where they might end up in life was just bad karma.

He gave his paper another fold, and then squinted at it. //I 'ave to admit, luv, I've not got a blinkin' clue what I'm doing with this paper.//

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[identity profile] not-jaded-yet.livejournal.com 2009-09-21 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's the hope," Jennifer said. "I've got a feeling VP Deadpool knows more than he's letting on about me."
furnaceface: (Told you so)

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[personal profile] furnaceface 2009-09-21 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
//That'd make the both of us.// Jono looked at her, considering for a moment, and then he shrugged. //This place, right? Never a moment that it doesn't make yer second-guess what yer really know about yerself.//

He inspected the paper in his hand, which was now more-or-less airplane shaped, and then he threw it. It went about three feet before it did a spectacular loop-de-doop in the air, and then crashed down into a desk.

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[personal profile] intraspective 2009-09-21 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Still contemplating kunai--would a kunai made out of paper, even if it flew, even work if she put chakra into it?--Ino tugged out a sheet of paper and started folding a plane.

What?

It gave her the appearance of doing the assignment while she mused on adaptations of it. And it entertained her, since this was so something kids used to do in the Academy and Iruka-sensei had always blown his top.

Permission was a bit weird, huh.
not_tylerdurden: (Calvin: adorable)

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[personal profile] not_tylerdurden 2009-09-21 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
If the sheer number of detentions they'd gotten him over the years was any indication, if there was one thing that Calvin knew, it was paper planes.

Which was why he started folding automatically as he looked around for likely targets.

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[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2009-09-21 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Dinah was folding an origami plane as fast as she could, not looking up, but trying to figure out if she could get the plane to do a loop before it crashed. As you do.
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[personal profile] eyebrowgoesup 2009-09-22 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Spock took the time to work out some equations to help him figure out the precise best angles for his paper plane before he set to work building the thing.
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[personal profile] heromaniac 2009-09-22 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Momoko was working at her desk, paper and paperclips flying randomly off the desk as she worked to make the best! plane! ever!

She tossed it in the air... and watched it fall.

Oookay, more paper. Now for reading the blueprints and making one that actually flew.