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James Bond ([personal profile] doubleohblonde) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-09-15 02:20 am
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Sex Ed [Monday, Period Five]

Bond's classroom looked to be reassuringly free of any props today. Whether this actually was a good or bad thing remained to be seen.

"In the most technical sense of the term, sexual intercourse refers to the act of the male reproductive organ entering the female reproductive tract," Bond began without any preamble. "It's more enjoyable that it sounds. In no small part due to the sheer variety of positions that are possible. Some of which you can see in the hand-outs on your desks. These happen to depict a heterosexual couple, but many of the shown positions can be adapted for same-sex couples with varying degrees of effort."

Bond waited for the class to give the handouts the once over before continuing. "More generally, and especially in cases where both partners are the same sex, the term can be used to encompass any mutual stimulation of the genitals. While what additional acts are included varies from person to person and culture to culture, a good rule of thumb generally involves the penetration of an orifice, usually by either the penis or one's hands, but also toys. Again, this tends to be more enjoyable than it sounds."

"Most of these other acts, whilst satisfying in and of themselves, tend to be considered foreplay, so we'll be discussing the mechanics of them another class, and stick to the basics of the act this class."

Which he went on to explain in very great, if somewhat clinical, detail. Complete with diagrams.

"There's no set activity today. However, if you wish, you may discuss what we've gone over with your classmates to see if you have any outstanding questions."

[ooc: wait for ocd up.]

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Re: Talk to the TAs - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] weetinyreese.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Kyle was here if anyone wanted to, er, go over the subject matter.

Re: Talk to the TAs - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Rose was here. And totally hoping Bobby was actually paying attention this time so she couldn't get him quite so easily with the shower thing.