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James Bond ([personal profile] doubleohblonde) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-09-15 02:20 am
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Sex Ed [Monday, Period Five]

Bond's classroom looked to be reassuringly free of any props today. Whether this actually was a good or bad thing remained to be seen.

"In the most technical sense of the term, sexual intercourse refers to the act of the male reproductive organ entering the female reproductive tract," Bond began without any preamble. "It's more enjoyable that it sounds. In no small part due to the sheer variety of positions that are possible. Some of which you can see in the hand-outs on your desks. These happen to depict a heterosexual couple, but many of the shown positions can be adapted for same-sex couples with varying degrees of effort."

Bond waited for the class to give the handouts the once over before continuing. "More generally, and especially in cases where both partners are the same sex, the term can be used to encompass any mutual stimulation of the genitals. While what additional acts are included varies from person to person and culture to culture, a good rule of thumb generally involves the penetration of an orifice, usually by either the penis or one's hands, but also toys. Again, this tends to be more enjoyable than it sounds."

"Most of these other acts, whilst satisfying in and of themselves, tend to be considered foreplay, so we'll be discussing the mechanics of them another class, and stick to the basics of the act this class."

Which he went on to explain in very great, if somewhat clinical, detail. Complete with diagrams.

"There's no set activity today. However, if you wish, you may discuss what we've gone over with your classmates to see if you have any outstanding questions."

[ooc: wait for ocd up.]

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Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] azuldragon.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
阿祖拉
Azula, Princess of the Fire Nation

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] pastmewrong.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Effy Stonem

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] armybrat-lois.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Lois Lane

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] stylin-wizard.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Alex Russo

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] redandblueblur.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Clark Kent
longislandiceme: (smug)

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[personal profile] longislandiceme 2009-09-14 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Bobby Drake

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] 17andinfected.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Shilo Wallace

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] noearsyet.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
George Cooper

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] weetinyreese.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Kyle Reese
iamnotallgirl: (Default)

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[personal profile] iamnotallgirl 2009-09-14 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Jill McTeague

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Rose Hathaway
heromaniac: (class)

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[personal profile] heromaniac 2009-09-15 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Momoko Akatsutsumi

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] tasenburn.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Elle Bishop

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] azuldragon.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
The visit to the pool had taken more of an emotional toll than she'd realize and she found she couldn't even summon the requisite reddening and outrage. Or, perhaps she's tired of doing both.

She glanced at the handout with a critical eye, well, alright, she was a little embarrassed, enough to want to burn the handout with her fire.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] pastmewrong.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, she really believe there was a way for him to make sex sound so unappealing. Especially when it came to her.

She'd rather ignore what he was saying and think back to her own better experiences. Not like she didn't know most of this already.
longislandiceme: (thinking)

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[personal profile] longislandiceme 2009-09-14 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Bobby was beginning to get the hang of this whole not-being-embarrassed thing, he felt. Mostly it had to do with his brain's natural defense mechanism against really big words, in that it tended to just tune them out.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] 17andinfected.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Shilo took one look at the handouts. And then she tried to take notes.

After a while she just decided it was easier to listen and try to ignore the awkward feeling that was still rising up inside her.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] noearsyet.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
George listened. And paid attention. And then got really bloody bored. If sex was this borin', twas a wonder more didn' just fall asleep in th' middle.

...someone had possibly listened to much to the tales of the rogues at home, yes.
heromaniac: (sweatdrop Weird)

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[personal profile] heromaniac 2009-09-15 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow? Momoko managed not to blush until she actually looked at the handout. She spent the rest of the lecture pulling her hair in front of her face and feeling really weird about taking notes.

Re: Class Discussion - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] pastmewrong.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Effy didn't necessarily want to talk, but she at least could talk if someone wanted to talk to her, and was certain anything she said about sex made it sound a whole lot better than Bond did.
Edited 2009-09-14 17:31 (UTC)

Re: Talk to the TAs - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] weetinyreese.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Kyle was here if anyone wanted to, er, go over the subject matter.

Re: Talk to the TAs - Sex Ed [Week 3]

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Rose was here. And totally hoping Bobby was actually paying attention this time so she couldn't get him quite so easily with the shower thing.