Sex Thru The Ages, 9/01

[shiroi_tiger]

Class held two hot teachers when everyone arrived. One was perfectly at ease with the subject matter, the other...

Not so much.

"Welcome to Sex Through The Ages, class," Jim said, far too happy with it all. Maybe to make up for his co-teacher's attitude.

Algren's attitude was just fine, thank you very much. The faint frown on his lips and the fact that his arms were crossed over his chest and the slight glare at the somewhat... questionable ... somewhat "feminine" arrangement of the desks in the room was testimony to just how fine he was doing.

"This semester's course isn't expressly about teaching you the act of." Algren seriously taught high-schoolers just for the sake of disappointing them. That much was clear. "Our focus will be more on courting rituals and beliefs centred around intercourse, instead. An anthropology course of sorts, if you will."

That would be because he had no idea to have any sort of fun with the class presented to him. Unlike Jim. "Stretching from cavemen on to the 23rd century."

"In prehistoric times," Algren said, casting a wary glance at Jim before shaking his head and pressing on with the lecture, "it wasn't uncommon for men to invade neighbouring tribes to steal away their woman to make wives out of them. It wasn't so much a courtship as it was an ancient version of possession being nine-tenths of the law. Of course, the aforementioned neighbouring tribes weren't terribly thrilled with this, and so often the 'newlyweds' would have to go into hiding to avoid the catch of the day being snatched away."

"Which is just charming, and only slightly how we do it these days," Jim added with a smirk. "Just consider a nice--" Space ship. "--car the club and you have the updated version. But today we thought it would be fun for you to try out this method the old way."

That would be why there was a nice pile of foam bats waiting for the students to use.

"Introductions," Algren said, allowing himself a moment to look amused in spite of himself. "Name, class, where you'd run off to after stealing your prize away from the neighbouring tribe. And then pick up a bat, pair off, and practise your courting technique."

Teaching jobs on this island seriously existed for the sole purpose of entertaining the teachers, and fie upon any who ever dared suggest otherwise.

[OCD is up! Have at thee!]

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[shiroi_tiger]

Sexily. Duh.

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[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

Cal Stephanides

Listen to the Lecture

[shiroi_tiger]

Such as it is. Maybe ogling the teachers is more your speed.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[weetuskenraider]

Tahiri was so very not ogling the teachers. She'd just be over here combusting from embarrassment, thanks, because she so had not signed up for this class.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[icecoldfrost]

Emma was not ogling the teachers, no, because Hot Mitchell was still hotter in her book.

Still, she was paying attention, if only because she was curious about McCoy's 'Jim'.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[glacial_queen]

Karla was pleased that she'd gone with her instincts and chosen this class over the other one. Assuming that the mechanics of sex were the same regardless of which world she was in, it was the why's and wherefore's that interested her.

Especially since this world was COMPLETELY BACKWARDS IN ALMOST EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[maythrowuponyou.livejournal.com]

Bones wasn't ogling anybody, thank you. Actually...it kind of looked like he was trying to hide in his hands.

Surely he couldn't keep this up the whole semester, but, dammit, he was gonna try.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[eyebrowgoesup]

Spock had no idea why he was in this class. He was certain he hadn't signed up for it.

During the lecture he looked a little like his brain hurt.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

Gwen was going to kill Jack a great many times over his choice of classes when she eventually got back to Cardiff. Oh, yes.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Alex wasn't ogling the teachers but there were a fair amount of girls in this class that he'd be happy to ogle. So, he was doing that while he half listened to the lecture.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[lickyourmind.livejournal.com]

Jason was checking out the girls in this class. Sex talk required it. Hey, maybe one of them wouldn't mind letting him play caveman and have his possessive way. God damn that sounded like fun.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

Leda could do both. And she thought she would really enjoy this class. Partly because she knew it would appall her parents.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[therhimineecat.livejournal.com]

Seregil listened to the lecture with a smile. He'd missed Fandom. If nothing else, watching and comparing the two teachers' different styles and comfort levels should prove to be entertaining.

Introductions

[shiroi_tiger]

"I'm Nathan Algren, he's Jim Kirk, and we're the teachers. Obviously." Algren paused for a moment, and then pointed at a random student. "You first. Name, class, and where you'd drag your kidnapped lady love when her family comes to claim her back."

Re: Introductions

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

"My name is Helen Haras-Uquara, I'm a junior and I would not drag my lady love anywhere." She looked offended by the idea. "Nor would I be very pleased with any man who tried to do such to me."

Re: Introductions

[oops-mbad.livejournal.com]

"Diana Hansen, junior, and uh...I probably wouldn't drag her anywhere? But for the hypothetical situation presented, I'd say somewhere with food and running water." Diana said, filtering her response somewhat.

Re: Introductions

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

"Kaylee Frye, I'm a junior, and I wouldn't wanna drag her nowhere! That don't seem right!" Kaylee said, sadly. "An' my boyfriend wouldn't drag me nowhere neither. But I'd politely ask her t'come back to my cave or whatever! Or if my boyfriend did that do me, that's what he'd do."

Re: Introductions

[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

"I'm Angela Montenegro, now a senior." She paused to consider that last one. "I'm not much of a kidnapper. But if tropical islands are fair game, I could run with that."

Re: Introductions

[icecoldfrost]

"Emma Frost, junior, and I've never needed to drag anyone anywhere."

Re: Introductions

[glacial_queen]

"I'm Karla, freshman, and back to the family estate in Glacia," Karla said, going over her options. "Preferably right before the snows set in, since then we'll be housebound for a few months and the daring rescuers will either be stymied or frozen."

Re: Introductions

[weetuskenraider]

Right. Okay. She'd faced down Lord Nyax and fought in the second biggest fleet battle of the war. She could do one stupid introduction for class, right? Oh, maybe thinking about space was a bad idea given last week and . . . introduction. Yes.

"Tahiri Veila, junior." Oh, voice, please work properly with less effort. Why was the idea of anyone having to claim hypothetical . . . people . . . back sounding ridiculous? "Um. An Outer Rim planet?"

Why was she in this class again?!?

Re: Introductions

[wantstodirect]

"I'm Tony Foster. I'm a junior and if I managed to, uh, acquire a potential mate," because it wouldn't be a lady love for him, "I'd find a good defensible spot; maybe on the side of a hill where I could see them coming."

Practise!

[shiroi_tiger]

Because smacking one another with Nerf bats is absolutely a valuable life skill.

Pair off and beat one another into foamy submission!

Re: Practise!

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen had a bat, but she wasn't happy about it. And might just consider smacking someone randomly to show it.

Talk To The Teachers

[shiroi_tiger]

When they ping in. All teacher-like.

Re: Talk To The Teachers

[captaininthree.livejournal.com]

Jim was there, of course, for any student who needed help.

...or to hit Bones.

Don't judge him.

OOC

[shiroi_tiger]

... I want a Nerf bat.