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fandomhigh2009-09-01 12:13 am
shiroi_tiger) wrote in fandomhigh2009-09-01 12:13 am
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Sex Thru The Ages, 9/01
Class held two hot teachers when everyone arrived. One was perfectly at ease with the subject matter, the other...
Not so much.
"Welcome to Sex Through The Ages, class," Jim said, far too happy with it all. Maybe to make up for his co-teacher's attitude.
Algren's attitude was just fine, thank you very much. The faint frown on his lips and the fact that his arms were crossed over his chest and the slight glare at the somewhat... questionable ... somewhat "feminine" arrangement of the desks in the room was testimony to just how fine he was doing.
"This semester's course isn't expressly about teaching you the act of." Algren seriously taught high-schoolers just for the sake of disappointing them. That much was clear. "Our focus will be more on courting rituals and beliefs centred around intercourse, instead. An anthropology course of sorts, if you will."
That would be because he had no idea to have any sort of fun with the class presented to him. Unlike Jim. "Stretching from cavemen on to the 23rd century."
"In prehistoric times," Algren said, casting a wary glance at Jim before shaking his head and pressing on with the lecture, "it wasn't uncommon for men to invade neighbouring tribes to steal away their woman to make wives out of them. It wasn't so much a courtship as it was an ancient version of possession being nine-tenths of the law. Of course, the aforementioned neighbouring tribes weren't terribly thrilled with this, and so often the 'newlyweds' would have to go into hiding to avoid the catch of the day being snatched away."
"Which is just charming, and only slightly how we do it these days," Jim added with a smirk. "Just consider a nice--" Space ship. "--car the club and you have the updated version. But today we thought it would be fun for you to try out this method the old way."
That would be why there was a nice pile of foam bats waiting for the students to use.
"Introductions," Algren said, allowing himself a moment to look amused in spite of himself. "Name, class, where you'd run off to after stealing your prize away from the neighbouring tribe. And then pick up a bat, pair off, and practise your courting technique."
Teaching jobs on this island seriously existed for the sole purpose of entertaining the teachers, and fie upon any who ever dared suggest otherwise.
[OCD is up! Have at thee!]
Not so much.
"Welcome to Sex Through The Ages, class," Jim said, far too happy with it all. Maybe to make up for his co-teacher's attitude.
Algren's attitude was just fine, thank you very much. The faint frown on his lips and the fact that his arms were crossed over his chest and the slight glare at the somewhat... questionable ... somewhat "feminine" arrangement of the desks in the room was testimony to just how fine he was doing.
"This semester's course isn't expressly about teaching you the act of." Algren seriously taught high-schoolers just for the sake of disappointing them. That much was clear. "Our focus will be more on courting rituals and beliefs centred around intercourse, instead. An anthropology course of sorts, if you will."
That would be because he had no idea to have any sort of fun with the class presented to him. Unlike Jim. "Stretching from cavemen on to the 23rd century."
"In prehistoric times," Algren said, casting a wary glance at Jim before shaking his head and pressing on with the lecture, "it wasn't uncommon for men to invade neighbouring tribes to steal away their woman to make wives out of them. It wasn't so much a courtship as it was an ancient version of possession being nine-tenths of the law. Of course, the aforementioned neighbouring tribes weren't terribly thrilled with this, and so often the 'newlyweds' would have to go into hiding to avoid the catch of the day being snatched away."
"Which is just charming, and only slightly how we do it these days," Jim added with a smirk. "Just consider a nice--" Space ship. "--car the club and you have the updated version. But today we thought it would be fun for you to try out this method the old way."
That would be why there was a nice pile of foam bats waiting for the students to use.
"Introductions," Algren said, allowing himself a moment to look amused in spite of himself. "Name, class, where you'd run off to after stealing your prize away from the neighbouring tribe. And then pick up a bat, pair off, and practise your courting technique."
Teaching jobs on this island seriously existed for the sole purpose of entertaining the teachers, and fie upon any who ever dared suggest otherwise.
[OCD is up! Have at thee!]
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And it would be hard to be more completely ignored by anyone.
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