Sex Ed [Monday, Period Five]

[doubleohblonde]

"Good afternoon class," Bond began after the last student had arrived. "This is Sex Education, so if you're in the wrong class, now is the time to leave."

"I'm Professor Bond, you may call me most variations on that," he said. "Mr Reese and Miss Hathaway over here are my TAs and I expect you to treat them with the same respect you would give me."

"In addition to the basics of the act, we'll be covering a wide range of subjects, including various forms of protection and their effectiveness, or lack thereof. Given the nature of our subject matter, I ask that you attempt to act in a thoughtful and mature manner."

"Today we'll be sticking to introductions," Bond said. "So I'd like each of you to tell me your name, your class, and I'd ask what experience you have with the subject, but given I'm a big believer in the value of discretion in this arena, instead I'd like you to tell me something that you would like to learn more about in this class. I can't make any promises, but I'll do my best."

He pointed at a random student. "How about you start us off?"

[ooc: wait for ocd up.]

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Comments

Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[doubleohblonde]

Like you're sexyfine.

Re: Sign In - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

Kyle Reese

Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[doubleohblonde]

Which is probably going to be the least embarrassing of the semester.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

Kyle gave a little wave when his name was mentioned.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[azuldragon.livejournal.com]

Azula listened to the lecture with a growing sense of horror. She couldn't believe her brother enrolled her into this class. It was either a twisted joke (in which case she could almost admire him for pulling off), a clerical error or someone else had listed her into the class.

When she finds out who was responsible deal or no deal Azula will burn the fool.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[longislandiceme]

Bobby listened, thinking maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all. Right? Right.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[noearsyet.livejournal.com]

George was almost speechless. There were lasses in the class! Lots of them! And - he was flailing on the inside a lot.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[redandblueblur.livejournal.com]

Clark and Sex Ed had been really rough back in Smallville. What with his heat vision setting the classroom on fire. Um.

He was going to sit and work really hard to control that today.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[17andinfected.livejournal.com]

Shilo was sitting there, dwelling on her slowly growing sense of horror. Maybe her disease would flare and she would pass out!

...only if she was lucky.

...GOD the teacher was hot.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

Effy wasn't fussed at all by the embarrassment side of this. Could even be a little entertaining.

She was slouched on her elbows, just listening, for now. Didn't think this was a class she'd have trouble with.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Given the subject matter, eventually Rose might end up embarrassed by spending the class period watching Mr. Bond. But then, he'd put her in the class (and if she'd known it was Sex Ed with younger boys, she wouldn't have been as excited as when she thought it was Weaponry stuff again), and so he could handle being enjoyed.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[stylin-wizard.livejournal.com]

Alex was just going to sit and listen to the lecture and not wonder how she ended up in this class.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[awalkingfelony.livejournal.com]

Elle listened intently because omigod the professor was hot. Gorgeous eyes, fabulous build; forgive her for looking dreamy-eyed as he lectured.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Well, judging from all the nervous looking people around, this class should be entertaining at the very least.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[heromaniac]

Momoko had no idea what she was doing in this class. She didn't remember signing up for it. And looking around at the people in the class... She knew some of them!

She would be over here, hiding in the back of the room, head on her desk, hoping for a harpy attack or something so she could leave.

Introductions - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[doubleohblonde]

Name, age, something you'd like to learn about.

Re: Introductions - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

"I'm Kyle Reese," he introduced himself for the people he didn't know. "I'm a Junior. Learning how, why and when would be a good start."

Re: Introductions - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[longislandiceme]

"Bobby Drake," Bobby said, giving everyone a little wave. "I'm a sophomore, and um... something I wanna learn about?" he flailed a little. "What sorts of things girls like." He was not gonna specify on what he meant by 'sorts' thank you.

Re: Introductions - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[noearsyet.livejournal.com]

"'M George Cooper," George said. "An' 'm 14."

See, that was the easy part.

"I'd be likin' t'know what Bobby said."

Good cop out.

Re: Introductions - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[azuldragon.livejournal.com]

"Princess Azula," she said, standing up and crossing her arms. "I'm in the third year. I believe I don't need to learn anything from this class."

Yes, that will work.

Re: Introductions - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[17andinfected.livejournal.com]

"Sh-sh-Shilo Wallace," she forced out. "I'm seventeen, and I guess I'd like to learn... um... whatever you're planning on teaching."

Re: Introductions - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

"Effy, sixteen," she said. "Don't really know what I want to learn." Mostly because she was fairly sure she'd heard or knew most of it all already, but had seen his response to the last girl who'd said that.

Talk to Bond - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[doubleohblonde]

He's approachable, honest!

Talk to the TAs - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[doubleohblonde]

After they ping in.

Re: Talk to the TAs - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

There was no escaping Bond, it seemed. Luckily, Kyle was happy to be here. Okay, maybe not happy, but definitely fine with the situation.

OOC - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[doubleohblonde]

*is sure this will end well...*

Re: OOC - Sex Ed [Week 1]

[noearsyet.livejournal.com]

Well, really, how could it not?