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It was the last class of the semester and therefore... the most fun. Because after this? There could be boozing. Well, boozing for one of the teachers. The other was too much of a white hat. Loooooser.

"Good mornin' kids! Welcome to your final," Deadpool said, far too cheerful for the time of day.

Their other teacher, who was in fact a total white hat who would not be boozing after this, also looked far too cheerful for this time of the morning. He usually looked like that, though. "I've provided breakfast, if Wade hasn't eaten it all," Steve said, gesturing to a ~~handwavey~~ assortment of pastries from J,GoB. If Deadpool hadn't eaten them all.

"I only had five donuts!" Don't judge his over eating!

"Oh, well, then there should be plenty left!" Steve would never judge! "We've enjoyed having you in our class this term, haven't we, Wade, and we hope you've learned some important lessons you'll take out into the real world."

Deadpool nodded like a proud parent on graduation day. "You've all grown up so fast. Hold me, Steve! I think I'm gonna cry!"

Steve sidled surreptitiously away from Deadpool, eyeing him nervously. "There...there?"

"You're a cruel man." Deadpool sniffed away those proud tears and held up a stack of papers. "Test tiiiiiime."

"It's just a simple quiz," Steve reassured them. "I'm sure you'll all do fine. Just remember, ask yourself what we would do." And then, he hoped, do the opposite of what Deadpool would do.

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Woe, for ~~the crazy~~ class is over.

Eat pastry, talk to each other, listen to the teachers. Not necessarily in that order.

Be honest.

Question 1
What do you do when you see an elderly woman in need of help crossing the street?

a) Help her across.
b) Dress her in underoos.
c) None of the above, please explain below.

Question 2
How do you deal with garbage your home/dorm?

a) Take time to separate recyclables from perishable trash.
b) Sleep in it.
c) None of the above, please explain below.

Question 3
How do you treat those who do good deeds in your neighborhood?

a) Locate and honor them for their good works.
b) Locate and mock.
c) None of the above, please explain below.

Question 4
How do you treat your vegetarian friends?

a) Respect their choices and always remain considerate of their needs.
b) Tie them up and force-feed them meatloaf.
c) None of the above, please explain below.

Question 5 (Essay)

What did you learn most from class? And how will this help you in your life?

Last chance! You know, until next semester.

Steve helped himself to a doughnut. He'd paid for them, after all.

You've been a wonderful class, and thank you for putting up with our crack every week!

Raven

1) A
2) A
3) A
4) A

5) I have learned that I should not do anything as Professor Deadpool instructs. His ways seem designed to provoke controversy and dismay from others.

They were delicious donuts too. Mmmm.

Raven still wasn't sure what this class was supposed to have taught her, but she listened attentively and hoped she would do well on the test.

Bobby Drake

1) c. Are we sure she needs help across the street? Because I've tried that once before, and I got smacked with a purse upside the head because she'd just finished crossing the street and didn't need to go back.

2) c. I think I'm supposed to say a but to be honest it'd probably be b if I were left to my own devices.

3) c. Again, I'd like to say a but my neighbourhood seems to show a disturbing trend towards "form a lynch mob".

4) b. I know it's wrong but it's funny.

5:

That I survive to adulthood! This will help me because um, it means I'm pretty sure I won't die horribly in the intervening years? So yay that!

Zack Fair

Zack... was a puppy. This was not going to stop him from writing his final in Ethics class, darn it.

He was going to munch on a pastry in the most well-behaved puppy manner possible. And then he was going to figure out how in the world he was going to hold a pen.

And then, maybe, he'd chase his tail a few times, for good measure.

Edited 2009-08-17 06:09 (UTC)

Zack was totally going to write the test. He was! It was there, and it was quiz-shaped, and...

...

He was going to have to ask, later, if "I ate my own homework" was a valid excuse for a re-write, yes.

It was possible that most of the chew-marks fell under "A," though.

Rose Hathaway

Ooh, donuts. Rose happily helped herself to a chocolate one before turning her attention to this quiz.

So unfair. Why were there quizzes in the summer?

Ooh, pastry. Bobby and sugar was an excellent combination as far as he was concerned.

As far as everyone else was concerned was another matter.

Why, there was totally a puppy there, at Deadpool's ankles.

Sitting up on his haunches with his wee little paws in the air and everything!

Begging.

No pastry was safe from the puppy eyes.

Edited 2009-08-17 11:24 (UTC)

Angela Montenegro

Diana Hansen

Diana munched on pastry, not too worried about the quiz.

1. A, unless she starts hitting me. Or hitting on me. Then flee.
2. A, and then yell at sister to do the same thing.
3. B. And eye roll.
4. A. I tried the vegetarian thing. I'm still trying the vegetarian thing.
5. Deadpool is insane but gives excellent advice.

Hannibal King

Hannibal snagged some food and sat down to eat it as slowly as possible before he had to take the quiz.

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