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fandomhigh2009-08-16 11:58 pm
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Ethics & Etiquette - 1st Period, 8/17
It was the last class of the semester and therefore... the most fun. Because after this? There could be boozing. Well, boozing for one of the teachers. The other was too much of a white hat. Loooooser.
"Good mornin' kids! Welcome to your final," Deadpool said, far too cheerful for the time of day.
Their other teacher, who was in fact a total white hat who would not be boozing after this, also looked far too cheerful for this time of the morning. He usually looked like that, though. "I've provided breakfast, if Wade hasn't eaten it all," Steve said, gesturing to ahandwavey assortment of pastries from J,GoB. If Deadpool hadn't eaten them all.
"I only had five donuts!" Don't judge his over eating!
"Oh, well, then there should be plenty left!" Steve would never judge! "We've enjoyed having you in our class this term, haven't we, Wade, and we hope you've learned some important lessons you'll take out into the real world."
Deadpool nodded like a proud parent on graduation day. "You've all grown up so fast. Hold me, Steve! I think I'm gonna cry!"
Steve sidled surreptitiously away from Deadpool, eyeing him nervously. "There...there?"
"You're a cruel man." Deadpool sniffed away those proud tears and held up a stack of papers. "Test tiiiiiime."
"It's just a simple quiz," Steve reassured them. "I'm sure you'll all do fine. Just remember, ask yourself what we would do." And then, he hoped, do the opposite of what Deadpool would do.
"Good mornin' kids! Welcome to your final," Deadpool said, far too cheerful for the time of day.
Their other teacher, who was in fact a total white hat who would not be boozing after this, also looked far too cheerful for this time of the morning. He usually looked like that, though. "I've provided breakfast, if Wade hasn't eaten it all," Steve said, gesturing to a
"I only had five donuts!" Don't judge his over eating!
"Oh, well, then there should be plenty left!" Steve would never judge! "We've enjoyed having you in our class this term, haven't we, Wade, and we hope you've learned some important lessons you'll take out into the real world."
Deadpool nodded like a proud parent on graduation day. "You've all grown up so fast. Hold me, Steve! I think I'm gonna cry!"
Steve sidled surreptitiously away from Deadpool, eyeing him nervously. "There...there?"
"You're a cruel man." Deadpool sniffed away those proud tears and held up a stack of papers. "Test tiiiiiime."
"It's just a simple quiz," Steve reassured them. "I'm sure you'll all do fine. Just remember, ask yourself what we would do." And then, he hoped, do the opposite of what Deadpool would do.
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Sitting up on his haunches with his wee little paws in the air and everything!
Begging.
No pastry was safe from the puppy eyes.
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"You're a bad puppy, Zack." Ripping off a piece of the non-chocolately donut, he dropped it for the kid.
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But he was the worst puppy ever with a donut, and so he was going to bark his thanks and consider that a victory!
He couldn't swing a sword around like this, alas. But he could totally prance around with his piece of donut before finally chomping it down. Omnomnom!