Ethics & Etiquette - 1st Period, 8/17

[screwyoumarvel]

It was the last class of the semester and therefore... the most fun. Because after this? There could be boozing. Well, boozing for one of the teachers. The other was too much of a white hat. Loooooser.

"Good mornin' kids! Welcome to your final," Deadpool said, far too cheerful for the time of day.

Their other teacher, who was in fact a total white hat who would not be boozing after this, also looked far too cheerful for this time of the morning. He usually looked like that, though. "I've provided breakfast, if Wade hasn't eaten it all," Steve said, gesturing to a handwavey assortment of pastries from J,GoB. If Deadpool hadn't eaten them all.


"I only had five donuts!" Don't judge his over eating!

"Oh, well, then there should be plenty left!" Steve would never judge! "We've enjoyed having you in our class this term, haven't we, Wade, and we hope you've learned some important lessons you'll take out into the real world."


Deadpool nodded like a proud parent on graduation day. "You've all grown up so fast. Hold me, Steve! I think I'm gonna cry!"

Steve sidled surreptitiously away from Deadpool, eyeing him nervously. "There...there?"


"You're a cruel man." Deadpool sniffed away those proud tears and held up a stack of papers. "Test tiiiiiime."

"It's just a simple quiz," Steve reassured them. "I'm sure you'll all do fine. Just remember, ask yourself what we would do." And then, he hoped, do the opposite of what Deadpool would do.

Comments

Before the Quiz

[screwyoumarvel]

Eat pastry, talk to each other, listen to the teachers. Not necessarily in that order.

Re: Before the Quiz

[trigons_child]

Raven still wasn't sure what this class was supposed to have taught her, but she listened attentively and hoped she would do well on the test.

Re: Before the Quiz

[puppy_fair]

Zack... was a puppy. This was not going to stop him from writing his final in Ethics class, darn it.

He was going to munch on a pastry in the most well-behaved puppy manner possible. And then he was going to figure out how in the world he was going to hold a pen.

And then, maybe, he'd chase his tail a few times, for good measure.

Re: Before the Quiz

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Ooh, donuts. Rose happily helped herself to a chocolate one before turning her attention to this quiz.

So unfair. Why were there quizzes in the summer?

Re: Before the Quiz

[longislandiceme]

Ooh, pastry. Bobby and sugar was an excellent combination as far as he was concerned.

As far as everyone else was concerned was another matter.

Re: Before the Quiz

[oops-mbad.livejournal.com]

Diana munched on pastry, not too worried about the quiz.

Re: Before the Quiz

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal snagged some food and sat down to eat it as slowly as possible before he had to take the quiz.

Re: Before the Quiz

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Pastries were good. Quizzes, not so much. But, hey, last week of classes.

Re: Before the Quiz

[life_inshadow]

Tara snagged a cherry danish and ate it slowly. She tried not to be too nervous about the test.

Re: Before the Quiz

[icecoldfrost]

Even an entire summer living here hadn't cured Emma of her habit of taking advantage of free food at every opportunity. She was a growing girl, darn it!

She grabbed donuts to go with her coffee and set about enjoying her breakfast, not listening too terribly hard to the teachers.

Re: Before the Quiz

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

Ellie honestly did not think a quiz in this class would be hard, so she wasn't too worried. So she was pretty content as she snagged a donut.

Re: Before the Quiz

[awalkingfelony.livejournal.com]

Elle snagged a blueberry muffin, smiling at her teachers. She truly did enjoy this class.