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fandomhigh2009-08-16 11:58 pm
screwyoumarvel) wrote in fandomhigh2009-08-16 11:58 pm
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Ethics & Etiquette - 1st Period, 8/17
It was the last class of the semester and therefore... the most fun. Because after this? There could be boozing. Well, boozing for one of the teachers. The other was too much of a white hat. Loooooser.
"Good mornin' kids! Welcome to your final," Deadpool said, far too cheerful for the time of day.
Their other teacher, who was in fact a total white hat who would not be boozing after this, also looked far too cheerful for this time of the morning. He usually looked like that, though. "I've provided breakfast, if Wade hasn't eaten it all," Steve said, gesturing to ahandwavey assortment of pastries from J,GoB. If Deadpool hadn't eaten them all.
"I only had five donuts!" Don't judge his over eating!
"Oh, well, then there should be plenty left!" Steve would never judge! "We've enjoyed having you in our class this term, haven't we, Wade, and we hope you've learned some important lessons you'll take out into the real world."
Deadpool nodded like a proud parent on graduation day. "You've all grown up so fast. Hold me, Steve! I think I'm gonna cry!"
Steve sidled surreptitiously away from Deadpool, eyeing him nervously. "There...there?"
"You're a cruel man." Deadpool sniffed away those proud tears and held up a stack of papers. "Test tiiiiiime."
"It's just a simple quiz," Steve reassured them. "I'm sure you'll all do fine. Just remember, ask yourself what we would do." And then, he hoped, do the opposite of what Deadpool would do.
"Good mornin' kids! Welcome to your final," Deadpool said, far too cheerful for the time of day.
Their other teacher, who was in fact a total white hat who would not be boozing after this, also looked far too cheerful for this time of the morning. He usually looked like that, though. "I've provided breakfast, if Wade hasn't eaten it all," Steve said, gesturing to a
"I only had five donuts!" Don't judge his over eating!
"Oh, well, then there should be plenty left!" Steve would never judge! "We've enjoyed having you in our class this term, haven't we, Wade, and we hope you've learned some important lessons you'll take out into the real world."
Deadpool nodded like a proud parent on graduation day. "You've all grown up so fast. Hold me, Steve! I think I'm gonna cry!"
Steve sidled surreptitiously away from Deadpool, eyeing him nervously. "There...there?"
"You're a cruel man." Deadpool sniffed away those proud tears and held up a stack of papers. "Test tiiiiiime."
"It's just a simple quiz," Steve reassured them. "I'm sure you'll all do fine. Just remember, ask yourself what we would do." And then, he hoped, do the opposite of what Deadpool would do.
Re: Take the Quiz!
C) Ask her first. The last thing I need is to get smacked over the head because I went and tried to help some old biddy feminist who is bound and determined to break a damn hip get across the street.
Question 2
B) Until it gets too annoying and then A) because the military
brainwashedtaught me well.Question 3
C) I let some geek handle that sort of thing. Although, if there's a party, I'm taking over the grill.
Question 4
A) Because sometimes those vegetarians are hardcore and have no problem STABBING you if you don't.
Question 5
Deadpool may be insane, but his ideas will work as a last ditch effort. After the C4 of course.