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James Bond ([personal profile] doubleohblonde) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-08-05 08:35 pm
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Practical Weaponry [Wednesday, Period Four]

The class was back in the Danger Shop this week, which was set up to resemble a high-class dinner party. Resplendent in a perfectly tailored dinner jacket, Bond was there to greet them.

"There are some situations that a person cannot go into with a weapon," he said, gesturing around the spacious ballroom. "For example, many diplomatic situations, or high-class casinos, or the like, have weapons detectors, and highly trained security staff. However, that does not necessarily mean that you will go in unarmed.

"Apart from any training you may have in unarmed training, you have your wits, and your clothes. In a situation such as this, your choice of clothing can be If you look like you belong, you will be unlikely to attract much notice. If you're working in a team, having your partner wearing a stunning couture dress can distract your enemies at a vital moment." Or leave you distracted at a vital moment, it could backfire sometimes. Not that Bond was going to mention that. "In a pinch, a stiletto heel can be quite a potent weapon indeed."

Bond gestured to an unassuming door. "There is a wardrobe with suitable clothing and footwear through there, and changing stalls," he said. "You will outfit yourselves in a manner befitting this party, and spent the rest of the class mingling and getting information on various party guests, as well as looking out for any fixtures in the room that could be used as weapons. If you have trouble choosing an outfit, I will be happy to help."

Once the students had entered the wardrobe to choose their outfits, they would have noticed that it was filled with stunning couture dresses in every style, fabric, and colour imaginable. After a few more minutes they would have noticed that there wasn't a single suit in sight.

After all, it was unfair to only expect the girls to wear spike heels.

[ooc: wait for ocd up.]

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Re: Sign In - PW [Week 5]

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-08-05 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur Pendragon

Re: Get Changed - PW [Week 5]

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-08-05 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur popped his head out of the dressing room. "Have you lost your mind?" he inquired, sensibly.

Re: Get Changed - PW [Week 5]

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-08-05 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
"I am not wearing any of this," he shot back, "Have you seen what's in this dressing room?"

Re: Get Changed - PW [Week 5]

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-08-05 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Absolutely not," Arthur informed him.
bitchprince: (royal)

Re: Get Changed - PW [Week 5]

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-08-05 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
"I am not wearing a dress," Arthur shot back, "Not now, not ever. So point me to where the suits are, and we can be done with this."

Re: Get Changed - PW [Week 5]

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-08-05 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Because they're for girls," Arthur articulated. Very. Very clearly. "I'm sorry, am I straining your comprehension?"
Edited 2009-08-05 11:27 (UTC)
bitchprince: (just naturally rude and insensitive)

Re: Get Changed - PW [Week 5]

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-08-05 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
"No, I'm saying that men don't wear dresses," he returned, bristling, "So let's end this pointless discussion and move on to the suits, shall we?"
bitchprince: (just naturally rude and insensitive)

Re: Get Changed - PW [Week 5]

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-08-05 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
And that was going to go over very well. Really. "I am not insecure," Arthur told him, "But by all means, if you wish to disprove me--"

He reached back and tugged out a black dress, "Why don't you show me how it's done?"

He, too, sounded like he was talking to a small child. It just happened to be a small child he was being very pleasant at.

Re: Sign In - PW [Week 5]

[identity profile] decoder-rings.livejournal.com 2009-08-05 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hannibal King

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 5]

[identity profile] decoder-rings.livejournal.com 2009-08-05 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hannibal had left his critter shaped girlfriend in their room for this class, having made her a nice nest of pillows and blankets on his bed. She didn't like weapons and he didn't want to have to risk hurting her if they did physical assignments.

Later, he'd be REALLY glad he left her in the room for this assignment.

Re: Get Changed - PW [Week 5]

[identity profile] decoder-rings.livejournal.com 2009-08-05 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hannibal stepped into the changing room and promptly stared. He stared for quite awhile in the hopes that this wouldn't really be happening and that he'd find a nice suit or something in between all the dresses.

Nope.

"Oh fuck me," he muttered and rubbed his face. Maybe the radio squirrels would avoid this class today. "I'd rather just out there naked!"

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