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Driver's Ed [Thursday, Week 2, Period 5]
The Danger Shop was set up like a regular classroom to start, and Ziva was back up at the front.
"Good afternoon," she said, "and welcome back. I am glad to see all of you again. Last week, many of you indicated that you are very unfamiliar with cars, so before we proceed any further, I thought it would be best to discuss the basics of how these vehicles work. I can almost guarantee that this will be the only note-taking you will have to do here." She brought up a basic car diagram, and went through all the parts at a steady pace, along with the ever important mention of which pedal was which inside the car.
Once that was done, the room changed to an outdoor setting, putting everyone in a field by a oval racetrack and a handful of very plain-looking cars.
"Now, I could spend all day telling you how a car works, but nothing will teach you better than actually driving. I would like you all to break into pairs and take some turns around the track. If you are inexperienced, try to pair up with someone who has driven before, but do not worry about that too much. Because we are in here, you will not get hurt if you do not do well, but if I see anyone driving recklessly on purpose, I will pull you out. Is that clear?" It might have been, amazingly enough for her. "Then get to it."
"Good afternoon," she said, "and welcome back. I am glad to see all of you again. Last week, many of you indicated that you are very unfamiliar with cars, so before we proceed any further, I thought it would be best to discuss the basics of how these vehicles work. I can almost guarantee that this will be the only note-taking you will have to do here." She brought up a basic car diagram, and went through all the parts at a steady pace, along with the ever important mention of which pedal was which inside the car.
Once that was done, the room changed to an outdoor setting, putting everyone in a field by a oval racetrack and a handful of very plain-looking cars.
"Now, I could spend all day telling you how a car works, but nothing will teach you better than actually driving. I would like you all to break into pairs and take some turns around the track. If you are inexperienced, try to pair up with someone who has driven before, but do not worry about that too much. Because we are in here, you will not get hurt if you do not do well, but if I see anyone driving recklessly on purpose, I will pull you out. Is that clear?" It might have been, amazingly enough for her. "Then get to it."

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She meant to stop there but it turned into "But I don't care cause sometimes, I said sometimes, I hear my voice and it's been here, silent all these years."
... at least she didn't stutter when she sang?
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"I'm beginning to suspect something is going on around here."
She put the car into Drive because that much she did know, and pushed on the gas pedal. Slowly.
"We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation."
Oh dear.
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"A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming."
"... yeah, I think something is definitely going on."
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"I like those words," she told her, but then she opened her mouth and what came out was far different.
"Pumping up the volume, breaking down to the beat
Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass
Pull up to the bumper, get out of the car
License plate says Stunner #1 Superstar."
Blink.
"I don't know what I just said. Sung. I don't know." Penelope sped up, both hands on the wheel.
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Which made it totally okay that the next words she sang were,
Got you where you wanna go if you know what I mean
Got a ride that smoother than a limosine
Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?
If you can, baby girl, then we can go all night"
... oh, dear. She'd just hit on her poor shy (very very very pretty) driver's ed partner. In song.
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But... whoa, wait a second. Did her partner just hit on her, with a song?
Penelope blushed but again, she giggled. "Oh my."
And she didn't mean for her head to go there!
"Oh, you are my guilty pleasure
So intoxicating when you know it isn't right
I'll keep it under cover
See the pressure's on cause I'm so into you."
Ooops.
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For now, though, it felt exactly right to let the grin spread across her face and sing back,
"I don't know you
But I want you
All the more for that
Words fall through me
And always fool me
And I can't react."
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And of course she had to compliment Tara:
"Could ya would ya aint ya gonna if I asked you
Would ya wanna be my baby tonight
Yeah Id take a chance slow dance make a little romance
Honey it'll be alright
Girl you got me wishin we were huggin and a kissin and a holdin each other tight
So could ya would ya aint ya gonna if I asked you
Would ya wanna be my baby tonight."
Okay, wow. That was specific.
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"You in the traffic for all eternity
How could that speed be where you want to be?" -- which was, actually, a comment on Penelope's driving. Sort of.
"Said don't you really want instant pleasure
Instant pleasure, instant pleasure?"
That had ... nothing to do with driving, and more to do with some interesting mental movies. What was she doing?
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"This day is hilarious!"
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"Hilarious," she agreed, with a tentative grin. "It's, uh ... fun to sing things."
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"Oh, I wasn't laughing at the words. I wasn't," she tried to explain, glancing between the road and her driving partner. "I'm Penelope, by the way. I should have introduced myself by now." In case the other girl hadn't heard her introduction last week.
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And... oh. But really, there was just a mild touch of surprise flickering over her features; her smile was still there and every bit as genuine. "I'm sorry it was weird for you. Personally? And I can't believe I'm admitting this, but I was kind of flattered even though I know you had no control over what you were singing."
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Oh dear. She should just shut up now.
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