fandomhigh | Art of Seduction [Wednesday, Period Four]

Today's class was actually in a classroom, Bond stood next to large whiteboard as he waited for the class to arrive, looking slightly more chipper than usual.

"Good afternoon class," Bond began. "Today we were going to discuss first dates, but then I remembered just how a really good first date can end, and I decided it might be worthwhile to skip ahead slightly to make sure that if you do have such a date, that it has a happy ending. For both of you."

He paused a moment and then continued for the benefit of the entendre-impaired "I am, of course, talking about sex." Bond then proceeded to give concise, yet informative, explanations of the basic mechanics for both heterosexual and homosexual couples, using stick figure diagrams to illustrate some of the more popular positions for each.

"While the details of a person's sex life, or lack thereof, varies from individual to individual, one thing that everyone who has or is thinking of having sex should keep in mind is safe sex," Bond said, his tone serious as he began another series of diagrams. "Now, there are a variety of methods that can be utilised for safer sex. For example there is hormonal contraception, intrauterine devices, making sure your partner isn't working for a criminal syndicate, and a variety of barrier methods."

"One of the more highly recommended methods of contraception is the condom," Bond said, pointing to a particular diagram. "Not least because it is one of the few methods that prevent STDs as well as unwanted pregnancy. To help demonstrate the importance of proper contraception, we will be watching a short film on the subject, after which you may go, or stay to discuss the class with your fellow students."

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"This what's known as a 'Public Service Announcement,' or PSA," Emma informed him. "Think of it like a little morality lesson, only visual. For those of the 'completely stupid' variety."

She looked him over briefly. "Not from anywhere around here, I take it?" If he didn't know movies yet, it was probably a pretty safe assumption.

"That obvious?" he asks, only less shy than he would've been several weeks ago. Maybe that sex ed class was good for something other than carrying around a sack of flour for a week.

"The question about films kinda gave it away," she admitted, offering her hand. "Frost, Emma Frost. You're... Michael, yes?"

His large hand meets her delicate-looking one. "I am," he replies with a polite nod. "Care to tell me about films that aren't boring, Miss Frost?" he asks, curious.

"Well, what are your taste in books?" she asked. "Or favorite activities? It's not fair for me to make assumptions about what you'll like when I barely know you."

Okay, she could cheat, but Emma wanted to try it the long way.

He arches an eyebrow. "I haven't read any books that were not assigned materials. And before coming here," he waves a hand indicating the realm of Fandom, "the only thing I got enjoyment from was fighting. Learning to fight, taking out demons." As odd as that might sound, it was normal for him.

"Action movies for you," Emma announced. "The Bund ones, maybe, or anything from the Hong Kong martial arts set. I always liked the ~~meta for~~ Die Hard films." Emma loved action movies, although she'd usually deny it.

"Oh? And what happens in these 'action' movies?" The name implied 'action', but he's not certain of the colloquial definition.

"Fighting, car chases, things blowing up," Emma replied happily. "Sometimes gratuitous sexual tension between very pretty people. Oh, and more explosions."

He nods. "Explosions are good." Another head tilt. "Car chases?"

Okay. No cars.

"Ah, motorized coaches?" Emma tried, unsure of when or where he was from beyond 'not here'. "Without horses. Careening through streets at breakneck speeds, and causing property damage."

He narrows his eyes at her. "Coaches without horses?" That's a new one. (They're about thirty years into his future.)

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