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James Bond ([personal profile] doubleohblonde) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-06-03 10:30 pm
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Art of Seduction [Wednesday, Period Four]

Today's class was actually in a classroom, Bond stood next to large whiteboard as he waited for the class to arrive, looking slightly more chipper than usual.

"Good afternoon class," Bond began. "Today we were going to discuss first dates, but then I remembered just how a really good first date can end, and I decided it might be worthwhile to skip ahead slightly to make sure that if you do have such a date, that it has a happy ending. For both of you."

He paused a moment and then continued for the benefit of the entendre-impaired "I am, of course, talking about sex." Bond then proceeded to give concise, yet informative, explanations of the basic mechanics for both heterosexual and homosexual couples, using stick figure diagrams to illustrate some of the more popular positions for each.

"While the details of a person's sex life, or lack thereof, varies from individual to individual, one thing that everyone who has or is thinking of having sex should keep in mind is safe sex," Bond said, his tone serious as he began another series of diagrams. "Now, there are a variety of methods that can be utilised for safer sex. For example there is hormonal contraception, intrauterine devices, making sure your partner isn't working for a criminal syndicate, and a variety of barrier methods."

"One of the more highly recommended methods of contraception is the condom," Bond said, pointing to a particular diagram. "Not least because it is one of the few methods that prevent STDs as well as unwanted pregnancy. To help demonstrate the importance of proper contraception, we will be watching a short film on the subject, after which you may go, or stay to discuss the class with your fellow students."

[ooc: wait for ocd up. Links are varying degrees of NWS.]

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i_vanquish_evil: (Default)

Re: Watch the Film - Seduction [Week 4]

[personal profile] i_vanquish_evil 2009-06-04 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
He nods. "Explosions are good." Another head tilt. "Car chases?"
icecoldfrost: (I'm listening)

Re: Watch the Film - Seduction [Week 4]

[personal profile] icecoldfrost 2009-06-04 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. No cars.

"Ah, motorized coaches?" Emma tried, unsure of when or where he was from beyond 'not here'. "Without horses. Careening through streets at breakneck speeds, and causing property damage."
i_vanquish_evil: (peering)

Re: Watch the Film - Seduction [Week 4]

[personal profile] i_vanquish_evil 2009-06-04 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
He narrows his eyes at her. "Coaches without horses?" That's a new one. (They're about thirty years into his future.)