Fashion! Etc., Etc. [Thursday, May 29, 1st period]

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"Capes!" Edna snapped as she stalked into the Danger Shop. "There will be no capes in this class. Capes get snagged on missiles and sucked into vortexes and pulled into jet engines! Almost as bad as capes are shoddy materials such as polyester blends and leggings as pants or jeans under dresses! If your legs are that hideous, wear a pantsuit. It is not that difficult. Peh. Today you will present your designs to the class--you have ten minutes to erase any capes--and after we have decided what needs to be changed, you will beginning making your costumes! Next week, we will try them on and decide what needs to be changed."

Edna pulled up a chair and pointed to a student at random. "You. Begin."

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Re: Present your costume!

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"And chocolate, while the superior flavor, would perhaps look too much like some kind of spotted horse in this particular configuration," Edna said thoughtfully. "Maybe experiment in a darker shade? One does not want to look like a nine year old girl with a unicorn fetish designed one's outfit, after all."

Re: Present your costume!

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"...I like unicorns," Francine said slowly. That should tell you so much about her, Edna. "But yeah, okay, I could see something darker. Maybe dusty rose?"