http://sonofmogh.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sonofmogh.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-04-23 11:50 pm
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Phys Ed: Week 15, Period 1 (Fri. 4/24)

There were handwavy notifications of gym class taking place in the Danger Shop.

And when the students marched into the classroom today they would find that Worf was there looking rather smug.

That's because Ronon had decided to let Worf run the class today.

"I am in charge today," Worf growled. "And for your final exam you will be rappelling down this mountain."

For indeed that's what the Danger Shop was configured for.

"However since this is the final exam," Worf growled. "I thought it should be more... challenging."

Which probably explained the growling Klingon warriors situated on various points of the mountain. With phasers.

"Your test is simple. Get down the mountain. Don't die." Worf replied tossing instructions out to the students. "Q'pla!"

Somewhere in the classroom, Ronon was amused by all of this. As he should be.

[OCD is up!]
lovemykilt: (thinking)

Re: Try Not To Die [4/24]

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2009-04-24 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
After five false starts involving getting hit by Klingons, using assorted defensive mechanisms like offering the fake Klingons bribes or making fun of their serious expressions, Priestly finally realized that he was looking at this all wrong.

He wasn't trying to keep the Klingons from shooting at him or aiming at him well. He was trying to keep the Klingons from actually hitting him.

And, hell, he'd spent years on a football field trying to keep large heavy guys from hitting him.

So on his sixth trip down the mountain, he went for rappelling very very fast with slightly jarring stops here and there to keep him from getting up too much speed and momentum (thank god for gloves), while swinging around the rope and occasionally hanging upside down to keep his various body parts out of the path of the phasers.

It really probably shouldn't have worked. Lord knew he looked like an idiot. But he made it down.