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fandomhigh2009-04-22 02:13 pm
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Heroing [Period 2, Class 14, Tuesday]
Today, the Danger Shop was set up with an elaborate, dirty cityscape. "GOOD MORNING, CLASS!" Hammer boomed. "Welcome to your final. Your job, today, should you choose to accept it" -- that's not the quote, Hammer, but nice try -- "is to rescue a damsel in distress!"
He held up a rather unrealistic looking blow-up doll. Yes, even in the Danger Shop, Hammer hadn't gotten realistic people simulations. One could argue that he didn't want them to risk messing up with real people, but the truth was that he had messed up the programming. The class should feel lucky to even have this much put together.
"You can use anything at your disposal -- gadgets," he said, gesturing to the table oftotes moddable gadgets on a table before them, "vehicles," and he pointed to the...motley assortment of vehicles nearby, "or simply your physical skills." He flexed, in case they didn't get that.
"Your damsel is up there." Captain Hammer pointed up several stories of a building about a hundred yards away, where students might observe a blow-up doll hanging out a window. "If you take longer than two minutes, the room will catch on fire, too. Have fun!"
[give me a couple minutes to toss up the OCD, kiddies. IT'S UP YAYYYYY.]
He held up a rather unrealistic looking blow-up doll. Yes, even in the Danger Shop, Hammer hadn't gotten realistic people simulations. One could argue that he didn't want them to risk messing up with real people, but the truth was that he had messed up the programming. The class should feel lucky to even have this much put together.
"You can use anything at your disposal -- gadgets," he said, gesturing to the table of
"Your damsel is up there." Captain Hammer pointed up several stories of a building about a hundred yards away, where students might observe a blow-up doll hanging out a window. "If you take longer than two minutes, the room will catch on fire, too. Have fun!"
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Re: Do your final!!! [04/22/09]
He took the horse which he was fairly used to riding in Xanth. Technically he rode centaurs but he figured they were the same.
He figured wrong. The horse would not pay attention to him so he ended up running. Of course he tripped over the rope and grappling hook he was carrying and fell on his face.
By the time he was able to get up the stairs the flames had gone to a full burn.
Technically he was able to bring the "girl" down but it was a big ball of melted plastic.