Heroing [Period 2, Class 14, Tuesday]

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Today, the Danger Shop was set up with an elaborate, dirty cityscape. "GOOD MORNING, CLASS!" Hammer boomed. "Welcome to your final. Your job, today, should you choose to accept it" -- that's not the quote, Hammer, but nice try -- "is to rescue a damsel in distress!"

He held up a rather unrealistic looking blow-up doll. Yes, even in the Danger Shop, Hammer hadn't gotten realistic people simulations. One could argue that he didn't want them to risk messing up with real people, but the truth was that he had messed up the programming. The class should feel lucky to even have this much put together.

"You can use anything at your disposal -- gadgets," he said, gesturing to the table of totes moddable gadgets on a table before them, "vehicles," and he pointed to the...motley assortment of vehicles nearby, "or simply your physical skills." He flexed, in case they didn't get that.

"Your damsel is up there." Captain Hammer pointed up several stories of a building about a hundred yards away, where students might observe a blow-up doll hanging out a window. "If you take longer than two minutes, the room will catch on fire, too. Have fun!"

[give me a couple minutes to toss up the OCD, kiddies. IT'S UP YAYYYYY.]

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Re: Do your final!!! [04/22/09]

[absolutesnark]

Summer got into the tank and drove it to the building. If one could call it driving. She ran over things and smashed a lot of cars along the way. Running stuff over, knowing no one would get hurt, was fun.

Once there, she opted to climb the stairs rather than the side of the building. When she reached her destination, she grabbed the doll. Of course more than 2 minutes had gone by at this point and fire was spreading rapidly. She ran faster than she ever had in her life. It probably could have gone better, but she got the job done.