http://is-my-penis.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] is-my-penis.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-04-22 02:13 pm
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Heroing [Period 2, Class 14, Tuesday]

Today, the Danger Shop was set up with an elaborate, dirty cityscape. "GOOD MORNING, CLASS!" Hammer boomed. "Welcome to your final. Your job, today, should you choose to accept it" -- that's not the quote, Hammer, but nice try -- "is to rescue a damsel in distress!"

He held up a rather unrealistic looking blow-up doll. Yes, even in the Danger Shop, Hammer hadn't gotten realistic people simulations. One could argue that he didn't want them to risk messing up with real people, but the truth was that he had messed up the programming. The class should feel lucky to even have this much put together.

"You can use anything at your disposal -- gadgets," he said, gesturing to the table of totes moddable gadgets on a table before them, "vehicles," and he pointed to the...motley assortment of vehicles nearby, "or simply your physical skills." He flexed, in case they didn't get that.

"Your damsel is up there." Captain Hammer pointed up several stories of a building about a hundred yards away, where students might observe a blow-up doll hanging out a window. "If you take longer than two minutes, the room will catch on fire, too. Have fun!"

[give me a couple minutes to toss up the OCD, kiddies. IT'S UP YAYYYYY.]

Re: Do your final!!! [04/22/09]

[identity profile] lordofthecats.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
The hippity hop looked like it would have been fun, but Lion-o had a deadline. So he rushed off on one of the skateboards.

He was a good climber and opted to go straight up the side of the building to save time. It didn't take him long to get to the doll, but then he couldn't figure out how to safely go back down with the doll. He went through the window and tried to race down the stairs, dragging the blow-up doll behind him and just barely making it before the deadline passed. Unfortunately, the doll didn't quite make it and its fake plastic hair was smoldering.