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fandomhigh2009-04-22 02:13 pm
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Heroing [Period 2, Class 14, Tuesday]
Today, the Danger Shop was set up with an elaborate, dirty cityscape. "GOOD MORNING, CLASS!" Hammer boomed. "Welcome to your final. Your job, today, should you choose to accept it" -- that's not the quote, Hammer, but nice try -- "is to rescue a damsel in distress!"
He held up a rather unrealistic looking blow-up doll. Yes, even in the Danger Shop, Hammer hadn't gotten realistic people simulations. One could argue that he didn't want them to risk messing up with real people, but the truth was that he had messed up the programming. The class should feel lucky to even have this much put together.
"You can use anything at your disposal -- gadgets," he said, gesturing to the table oftotes moddable gadgets on a table before them, "vehicles," and he pointed to the...motley assortment of vehicles nearby, "or simply your physical skills." He flexed, in case they didn't get that.
"Your damsel is up there." Captain Hammer pointed up several stories of a building about a hundred yards away, where students might observe a blow-up doll hanging out a window. "If you take longer than two minutes, the room will catch on fire, too. Have fun!"
[give me a couple minutes to toss up the OCD, kiddies. IT'S UP YAYYYYY.]
He held up a rather unrealistic looking blow-up doll. Yes, even in the Danger Shop, Hammer hadn't gotten realistic people simulations. One could argue that he didn't want them to risk messing up with real people, but the truth was that he had messed up the programming. The class should feel lucky to even have this much put together.
"You can use anything at your disposal -- gadgets," he said, gesturing to the table of
"Your damsel is up there." Captain Hammer pointed up several stories of a building about a hundred yards away, where students might observe a blow-up doll hanging out a window. "If you take longer than two minutes, the room will catch on fire, too. Have fun!"
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Talk to Captain Hammer [04/22/09]
Re: Talk to Captain Hammer [04/22/09]
Warren was kind of banking on Hammer's ego prompting him to open the box. After all, no other teacher would properly... appreciate the hammer placed inside, painted in rainbow stripes all up the handle, the head painted in pink with blue spots.
It was a loving tribute, really.
Re: Talk to Captain Hammer [04/22/09]
The surprise he found inside, however, wiped the smug grin right off his face, and it was probably a good thing that he opened it after class and all, as he was feeling far less charitable towards his (now former) students as a result.