fandomhigh | Management Theory [Tuesday, April 14]

Yzma, thank God, had not been visited by tiny children from alternate dimensions. That meant she'd spent all of her time working on her lesson plan.

Okay, not really.

"Hello!" she boomed at the class as they arrived in the traditional lab coats and awesome hats. "As managers, we are entitled to certain perks that mere minions are not! Such as office supplies!"

That's also called "petty theft," children. Details.

She clapped her hands and the room shifted. At one end there was now a closet with a door labeled "office supplies."

And everyone had a briefcase next to them.

"Your task today is to fit as many office supplies into your briefcase in five minutes as you can, then come out of the closet without attracting suspicion," she proclaimed as thunder clapped behind her. "Begin!"

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The assignment was to pack as many office supplies into the briefcase as possible. Therefore, Agnes packed as many office supplies into the briefcase as possible. Thousands upon THOUSANDS of them. Sure, every single one of them was a paper clip, but she was quite confident she'd packed the absolute maximum number of office supplies.

... Unfortunately, the briefcase was then pretty hard to lift. Oh, well.

Management Theory [Tuesday, April 14]

Re: Steal office supplies!