Ethics [Tuesday, April 14, 2nd period]

[sith_happened]

"Now is the time to return the Woklings to me," Anakin said, gesturing to the tables that were at the front of the classroom. "I'll be taking them to their homeworld tonight."

Mostly because if he brought them back to the apartment, he'd probably end up adopting a few to stop Rory from giving him pleading eyes.

He clapped his hands together. "Very well. Tell me what you learned this week while caring for intelligent, sentient creatures who couldn't be stuck in a fridge or a closet, and if it served as an effective check on raging hormones. Actions always have consequences, be they as major as a baby--which I understand also invaded this weekend, so hopefully none of the Ewoks are dyed interesting colors--or as minor as rolling over in the morning and wondering what on Earth you were thinking the night before."

His frown deepened. "And speaking of the island producing children, where I was made a great grandfather yet again, something I am far too hot for, I will be repeating my terrifying educational lecture on sexual reproduction late this afternoon. If you know anyone who is a Skywalker, Solo, or managed to have a child that was a Skywalker or a Solo, tell them their attendance in mandatory."

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Re: Answer the discussion question [4/14]

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"Her father is an angel," Joan explained.

Please don't ask, please don't ask, please don't ask.

Re: Answer the discussion question [4/14]

[sith_happened]

Of course he was going to ask.

"An angel?"

Re: Answer the discussion question [4/14]

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Joan sighed. "He owns the apartment building in town."

No, she really, really didn't want to know how they hooked up.

Re: Answer the discussion question [4/14]

[sith_happened]

To his credit, Anakin didn't burst into hysterical laughter.

"Interesting choice," he said dryly.

Re: Answer the discussion question [4/14]

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"I don't even want to know," Joan admitted. "At least Marco and Jess weren't bad baby daddies."

No, Joan had no idea what kind of history there was between Jess and Anakin.

Re: Answer the discussion question [4/14]

[sith_happened]

"Jess?" Anakin repeated.

Re: Answer the discussion question [4/14]

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Joan nodded. "Yeah. I had a son with him and a daughter with Marco plus the one with the wings."

Re: Answer the discussion question [4/14]

[sith_happened]

Anakin was still stuck on the one name. "JESS?"

See?

Re: Answer the discussion question [4/14]

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Joan was confused about his reaction. "Uh, yeah."

Re: Answer the discussion question [4/14]

[sith_happened]

"And he stuck around for the kid?" Anakin asked. "Really?"

Re: Answer the discussion question [4/14]

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. Apparently we live in Stars Hollow," Joan said. "Jared seemed like a happy kid."

Re: Answer the discussion question [4/14]

[sith_happened]

Please excuse Anakin as he attempts to laugh himself to death at the image of Jess living in Stars Hollow with a kid.

Re: Answer the discussion question [4/14]

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Joan was just going to sit there and wonder if he was gremlin bit again or something.