Sex Ed, Monday [4-13] Third Period

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"I realize some of you may have had to bring your children to class today," Steve said, "and that, yes, this is an unfortunate turn of events. However, I have set up a play area with art supplies--" on a tarp "--over in that corner. I apologize that it is not soundproof, but look at it this way: they'll be some other you's problem soon." Or them in the future, in which case it was more like a reprieve than a carte blanche he was giving them.

"So, it's the last week before your final, and I thought it would be a good idea to have a sort of open forum, where everyone can ask any questions they might have about anything related to the class, and I and your classmates will do our best to answer. You can also use this time to review for the final if you haven't really got any questions. How does that sound?" Steve continued without waiting for an answer, with the relentless, merciless cheer of a man who'd cleaned marshmallow off every single surface in his kitchen recently. "Good. Let's get started."

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Re: Kids Area

[torchwoodbrat.livejournal.com]

Gene shook his head. "It doesn't work like that," he said. "It's complicated."

Re: Kids Area

[nonenamedboaz.livejournal.com]

"Oh. Okay!" Lenaa beamed at Gene all the same. "Can it show the White House too?"

Clearly, Gene had all the coolest toys, and was way cool 'cause he had seven mommies and daddies. The White House should be easy!