Sex Ed, Monday [4-13] Third Period

[screwyoumarvel]

"I realize some of you may have had to bring your children to class today," Steve said, "and that, yes, this is an unfortunate turn of events. However, I have set up a play area with art supplies--" on a tarp "--over in that corner. I apologize that it is not soundproof, but look at it this way: they'll be some other you's problem soon." Or them in the future, in which case it was more like a reprieve than a carte blanche he was giving them.

"So, it's the last week before your final, and I thought it would be a good idea to have a sort of open forum, where everyone can ask any questions they might have about anything related to the class, and I and your classmates will do our best to answer. You can also use this time to review for the final if you haven't really got any questions. How does that sound?" Steve continued without waiting for an answer, with the relentless, merciless cheer of a man who'd cleaned marshmallow off every single surface in his kitchen recently. "Good. Let's get started."

Comments

Re: Discussion Time!

[torchwoodbrat.livejournal.com]

"You should be fine then," Gene replied. "For the most part."

Re: Discussion Time!

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"Oh good." He turned at looked at Professor Rogers for a real answer.

Re: Discussion Time!

[screwyoumarvel]

Steve pointed at Gene and told him, "Not helping," then told Edmund, "To be completely safe you'll want to avoid magic, advanced or alien technology, and pacts with Satan, but for the most part, yes, you can avoid children through the means we've discussed in this class. Those incidents are actually pretty rare."

Re: Discussion Time!

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

Edmund nodded, grateful. "Thank you for the reassurance."