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[swerval_zero]

Zero sits behind the collection's desk, back to the door, with her feet up on a table. She has headphones on, at a volume audible from outside the library, and is working on her laptop. Good luck getting her attention. Anyone entering the library would see that she is on CafePress.

On the table next to her is a large plate of chocolate chip cookies, with a sign: LIBRARY STAFF ONLY (and Hank).

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[swerval_zero]

Janet? What just happened here?

[janet_fraiser]

"Our new shop teacher," says Janet, gesturing at him. "Thought it'd be fun to set off a harmless little firecracker in here." She smiled tightly. "I'm about to file him with the AV Club kid mentally. You?"

[swerval_zero]

Oh. *peers over desk* Did it hurt anythin'?

We should have a list. Students and faculty that've proved dangerous to the library.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

"It was just a little noisemaker folks. Nothing to be alarmed about."

[janet_fraiser]

Janet looked down at the floor. "Nah, no permanent harm, and he cleaned it up."

"We don't?" asked Janet. "Let's write one down. Mac and the AV Club kid. Anyone else?"

[swerval_zero]

Snake demon parasites. Parker now that she's quit smokin' an' caffeine, probably.

[janet_fraiser]

And zombies.

Probably Coach Ash too, just on general principle.

[swerval_zero]

*is typing the list up as they make it* Gremlins.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Don't forget little blonde boys]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Angelus swiped a magazine yesterday.

Okay, he paid for it.

Still!

[swerval_zero]

And you let him?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

He'd just not-so-subtly been taunting me with his Evil Plans.

Plus, he left a twenty. I'm always willing to take his money.

[swerval_zero]

Oh, well, a twenty. You can buy lollipops.

What magazine was it? Was it something we'll need to reorder, or does it probably not matter?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Probably doesn't matter-- I think it was the Intruder. I think he wanted it for the article on Logan Echoll's father.

[swerval_zero]

Huh. Well, pretty soon he'll have a library card an' won't have to steal magazines any more.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

hears this as she come in

Hey!

[swerval_zero]

Well it's true.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

But not to the books! I'm dangerous to the patrons, but I like the books!

[swerval_zero]

*adds a note next to Parker's name: only to patrons*

There. Swerval?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*looks*

Enh. I suppose. Truth in advertising.

[swerval_zero]

Great. *adds 'that little blond grinder' to the list*