Ethics [Tuesday, April 7, 2nd period]

[sith_happened]

When the Ethics students arrived, they'd notice a number of tables in the room, all holding nests of Woklings.

"Today we talk about lust," he said. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."

He smiled. "I don't think you'll actually make an Ewok, no, but droid babies have been done to death." He also thought that the students might need something that looked a little like giant teddy bears this week. He wouldn't say that though, for fear of tarnishing his reputation. These are sentient creatures from the forest moon of Endor." He then went on to explain what Ewoks eat (other than Han Solo), how much they slept (not much), and general care of the species. "If any of these are neglected or set on fire, the island will not be big enough for you to escape from me," he said darkly. He held up a pamphlet of Ewok to English translations. "The Woklings are young, but they do know some language. I've also made certain to get their names from the Chief this time. Please listen carefully as your names and then their names are called."

He glanced down at his notes. "Oh, I also realize that this is Prom weekend. If you are attending the dance, please arrange for babysitting."

Comments

Re: Pair #6: Dahlia and Hurley

[likethestore.livejournal.com]

"Do you think I'm allowed to cuddle her?" K-Mart asked. "Because I so want to."

Re: Pair #6: Dahlia and Hurley

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Well, we gotta be like its parents, right?" Hurley said. "So I think that's included."

Re: Pair #6: Dahlia and Hurley

[likethestore.livejournal.com]

"Best logic ever," K-Mart decided as she reached out to scoop up the Wokling.

Re: Pair #6: Dahlia and Hurley

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"I remember building stuff for these guys," Hurley said. "They're totally awesome."

Re: Pair #6: Dahlia and Hurley

[likethestore.livejournal.com]

"You do? Oh, right, wasn't there that field trip or something?"

Re: Pair #6: Dahlia and Hurley

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Yeah," Hurley said. "One of the first big things I did at the school. It was awesome."

Re: Pair #6: Dahlia and Hurley

[likethestore.livejournal.com]

"This place has the best trips ever."

Re: Pair #6: Dahlia and Hurley

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Seriously," Hurley said. "So, uhhhh, we have to take care of these for the whole week?"

Re: Pair #6: Dahlia and Hurley

[likethestore.livejournal.com]

"We do," K-Mart said. "Which... is going to make the dance interesting."

Re: Pair #6: Dahlia and Hurley

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Yeeeeah," Hurley said. "I guess we'll need to find a babysitter. Or... something."