fandomhigh | Ethics [Tuesday, April 7, 2nd period]

When the Ethics students arrived, they'd notice a number of tables in the room, all holding nests of Woklings.

"Today we talk about lust," he said. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."

He smiled. "I don't think you'll actually make an Ewok, no, but droid babies have been done to death." He also thought that the students might need something that looked a little like giant teddy bears this week. He wouldn't say that though, for fear of tarnishing his reputation. These are sentient creatures from the forest moon of Endor." He then went on to explain what Ewoks eat (other than Han Solo), how much they slept (not much), and general care of the species. "If any of these are neglected or set on fire, the island will not be big enough for you to escape from me," he said darkly. He held up a pamphlet of Ewok to English translations. "The Woklings are young, but they do know some language. I've also made certain to get their names from the Chief this time. Please listen carefully as your names and then their names are called."

He glanced down at his notes. "Oh, I also realize that this is Prom weekend. If you are attending the dance, please arrange for babysitting."

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"I don't think anyone would make fun of Shodu," Zayne said. "That's not a bad name at all."

His friends on Taris had names like Gharn, Kamilin, and Oojoh, so Zayne was probably not one to talk.

"It can be her middle name. Britney Shodu. See, it's much prettier this way," she said.

"But she has actual parents who gave her a name already," Zayne said. He clearly didn't follow Brooke logic.

"And we're keeping the name, we're just calling her something prettier." She clearly didn't follow Zayne logic.

"I think I'm going to stick to her given name," Zayne decided.

"You do that," she said, turning her attention back to little Britney Shodu. "You hear that, you're gonna be a very confused little Wokling! Yes you are!"

And back to Zayne. "Can I take her first? Please please please?"

"I guess so," Zayne said. "Since you asked so nicely."

"Yay!" God, Brooke was just way too excited. She really didn't want kids anytime soon but babysitting something this damn cute was the best ever. "Oh, and I'm going to prom, so..."

"I don't have any plans for it," Zayne said. I can take care of Shodu that night."

"Great. You take care of Britney Shodu and we'll work it out for the rest of the week somehow." She liked saying Britney Shodu. It seemed like one of those names that would end up on some magazine's list of Wtf are celebrities naming their kids?

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