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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-04-06 10:56 pm
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Ethics [Tuesday, April 7, 2nd period]

When the Ethics students arrived, they'd notice a number of tables in the room, all holding nests of Woklings.

"Today we talk about lust," he said. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."

He smiled. "I don't think you'll actually make an Ewok, no, but droid babies have been done to death." He also thought that the students might need something that looked a little like giant teddy bears this week. He wouldn't say that though, for fear of tarnishing his reputation. These are sentient creatures from the forest moon of Endor." He then went on to explain what Ewoks eat (other than Han Solo), how much they slept (not much), and general care of the species. "If any of these are neglected or set on fire, the island will not be big enough for you to escape from me," he said darkly. He held up a pamphlet of Ewok to English translations. "The Woklings are young, but they do know some language. I've also made certain to get their names from the Chief this time. Please listen carefully as your names and then their names are called."

He glanced down at his notes. "Oh, I also realize that this is Prom weekend. If you are attending the dance, please arrange for babysitting."
weetuskenraider: (!Funshine Bear (Gremlin Bite))

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[personal profile] weetuskenraider 2009-04-07 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
YUB YUB, COMMANDER!

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[identity profile] sorella-vecchia.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
In only vaguely-related news:

I regret to report that testing of the personal cloaking device has proved to be a failure.
weetuskenraider: (Laughing ZOMGwut?)

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[personal profile] weetuskenraider 2009-04-07 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
kjs;lkajfklsa <3 <3 <3 <3

GOD I LOVE THAT LINE.

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[identity profile] sorella-vecchia.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I LOVE YOUR FACE!

(Get it? Huh, huh, huh?)

What is wrong with me? Oh, right, rereading Wraith Squardon...

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[identity profile] thismaskiwear.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
. . . you say, as if there is anything at all wrong with rereading Wraith Squadron. *scandalized*

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[identity profile] sorella-vecchia.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
You raise an excellent point...

Now I think Ton should take over the clinic...

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[identity profile] thismaskiwear.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
. . . I might have a Ton journal.

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[identity profile] sorella-vecchia.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Come on. Who doesn't have a Ton journal... You know, JUST IN CASE!