Sex Ed, Monday [3-30] Third Period

[screwyoumarvel]

"Let's do something completely innocent today," Steve said enthusiastically, "to cleanse our minds of, er, what Mr. Stark inflicted on you all. I am so sorry. But today we're going to flirt. The hallmarks of successful flirtation are going to be different in every incidence. One person you're trying to flirt with may respond very well to a compliment on their hair, while another may think they're having a bad hair day and that you're patronizing them. While it's important to be aware of these things just as a generalized part of not being a jerk to people, the most important rule of flirting is to just be yourself. So, pair up, start flirting, switch partners if you like, whatever. Remember, if you've got a significant other already or something, this is just practice. No harm, no foul. Have fun."

Comments

Sign In

[screwyoumarvel]

Flirtatiously

Re: Sign In

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned

Re: Sign In

[chic-harper.livejournal.com]

Harper Finkle

During the Lecture

[screwyoumarvel]

Oh noes, flirting!

Re: During the Lecture

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned took a moment to facepalm and wondered if giving people pies counted as flirting.

Re: During the Lecture

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

"Are you looking for a partner?" Helen asked a little shyly.

Re: During the Lecture

[bad-nose-job.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. This assignment might be too difficult for her.

Re: During the Lecture

[shyest-eyes.livejournal.com]

Hinata... just sunk down in her desk.

Could they not do this today? Flirting? She... was going to be miserable at it.

Re: During the Lecture

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

...Liir resolved to speak only if forced. Possibly at rifle point.

Re: During the Lecture

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah headdesked. Twice. Fate hated her this week.

Re: During the Lecture

[lovemykilt]

Priestly had a look of mild terror on his face.

"Dinah," he hissed. "Dinah, I suck at flirting!"

At least, he kind of sucked at trying to do it on purpose.

Re: During the Lecture

[i_vanquish_evil]

Van Helsing does his very best to go unnoticed.

Activity

[screwyoumarvel]

Flirt!

Re: Activity

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Okay, flirting. He could smile and talk nice and attempt to flirt. Really, he could.

He was doomed.

Re: Activity

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

"So... um... your hair is quite nice."

Re: Activity

[bad-nose-job.livejournal.com]

Penelope tried not to look nervous. She could do this. Just compliment someone's hair. That was easy...

Re: Activity

[shyest-eyes.livejournal.com]

Hinata... made no move to pair up. Or look up. Or really do anything that would involve her having to flirt.

Oh no, did she really have to do this?

Re: Activity

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

No.

Liir was going to sit in the back, try not to make any sudden movements, and be one with the desk.

Re: Activity

[outofthecage.livejournal.com]

Éowyn was certain that she had no skills whatsoever in this area, and was finding her desk quite fascinating.

Re: Activity

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah was talking to the desk now, under her breath. "Why. Why?!"

Re: Activity

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

Sookie wasn't a...terrible flirt, at least. She was actually pretty good at it.

She just generally, you know, chose not to.

Re: Activity

[i_vanquish_evil]

He tries even harder to go unnoticed during the activity.

Talk to the Teacher

[screwyoumarvel]

And don't flirt with him.

...unless you're over the age of consent.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[lovemykilt]

Priestly was definitely not going to flirt with the teacher. After discussing the matter briefly with Dinah, he approached. "Mr. Rogers, I'd like to go on record as a conscientious objector to this activity."

OOC

[screwyoumarvel]

'Flirt' doesn't even look like a word any more.