Sex Ed, Monday [3-30] Third Period

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"Let's do something completely innocent today," Steve said enthusiastically, "to cleanse our minds of, er, what Mr. Stark inflicted on you all. I am so sorry. But today we're going to flirt. The hallmarks of successful flirtation are going to be different in every incidence. One person you're trying to flirt with may respond very well to a compliment on their hair, while another may think they're having a bad hair day and that you're patronizing them. While it's important to be aware of these things just as a generalized part of not being a jerk to people, the most important rule of flirting is to just be yourself. So, pair up, start flirting, switch partners if you like, whatever. Remember, if you've got a significant other already or something, this is just practice. No harm, no foul. Have fun."

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Sign In

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Flirtatiously

During the Lecture

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Oh noes, flirting!

Activity

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Flirt!

Talk to the Teacher

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And don't flirt with him.

...unless you're over the age of consent.

OOC

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'Flirt' doesn't even look like a word any more.

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Ned

Re: During the Lecture

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Ned took a moment to facepalm and wondered if giving people pies counted as flirting.

Re: Activity

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Okay, flirting. He could smile and talk nice and attempt to flirt. Really, he could.

He was doomed.

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Harper Finkle

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Penelope Wilhern

Re: During the Lecture

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Oh, no. This assignment might be too difficult for her.

Re: Activity

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Penelope tried not to look nervous. She could do this. Just compliment someone's hair. That was easy...

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Jeff Murdock

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Hyuuga Hinata

Re: During the Lecture

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Hinata... just sunk down in her desk.

Could they not do this today? Flirting? She... was going to be miserable at it.

Re: Activity

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Hinata... made no move to pair up. Or look up. Or really do anything that would involve her having to flirt.

Oh no, did she really have to do this?

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Helen Haras-Uquara

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Gwen Cooper

Re: During the Lecture

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"Are you looking for a partner?" Helen asked a little shyly.

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Liir Thropp

Re: During the Lecture

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...Liir resolved to speak only if forced. Possibly at rifle point.

Re: Activity

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

No.

Liir was going to sit in the back, try not to make any sudden movements, and be one with the desk.

Re: During the Lecture

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"I think so," Ned replied, just as shyly and possibly still facepalming. "I'm bad at flirting, just as a warning."

Re: During the Lecture

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"I as well."

Re: Activity

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"So... um... your hair is quite nice."