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Sex Ed, Monday [3-23] Third Period

Steve looked perfectly composed this week. Except for his left eyebrow, which was half-singed off. "I'm sorry I couldn't be here last week, but I had an emergency to tend to. I hope Mr. Stark did all right and didn't traumatize anyone too much. I'd have found you a qualified teacher, but I was in a hurry and I figured he was the next best thing," Steve said wryly. "So, this week we're going to talk about sexual harassment. It's bad, don't do it." Steve passed around a handout. "This fact sheet discusses what is sexual harassment and what is not. Basically, if an action is unwelcome, it's sexual harassment. So, ask yourself, "Is this person acting like they want me to knock it off?" and if they are, apologize and leave them alone." Then he smiled. "That's it for this week. You have the rest of the period free. You can ask me any questions you may have, or just go take a nap or whatever it is teenagers do in their free time."

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Who has no idea what Tony told you to do.

"Hey, Mr. Rogers?" Jamie said approaching Steve with his best innocent expression. "What about the homework assignment Mr. Stark asked us to hand in this week?"

"What homework?" Steve asked.

"He had us do essays on the class topics and said to turn them into you," Jamie said holding up a... very thick essay.

That...was a very thick essay. "What...exactly, was the class topic?" Steve asked hesitantly.

"Fetishes," Jamie said cheerfully. "We had to choose our own to research. For your sake I chose people who had shield fetishes."

Dear God in heaven.

"I see," Steve said faintly. "This looks very...extensive."

"Well, you know Tony," Jamie replied. "I'm sure he would have wanted us to do a lot of research on the subject. Now, do I go to you to get reimbursed for the websites I had to get information from? I have about twenty days left on the five sites. I'll give you the login id's and passwords if you want to verify my research."

"The...internet?" This just kept getting worse. "If you want reimbursement for...research, you'll have to talk to To--Mr. Stark. Since he made the assignment."

"Gotcha," Jamie said plopping the essay down on the table with a thunk. "Have fun reading it."

Jamie wasn't going to tell him the special section in his report that was dedicated not only to Shield fetishes but Captain America in particular.

Poor Steve. Jamie was very thorough.

Steve actually already halfway suspected it. In Jamie's reality he was pretty much the most prominent person with a shield, after all. It just made his horror all the greater. "Oh, I'm sure I...will." Not.

Alice approached, hesitantly, and nodded to Mr. Rogers. "Might I ask a question?" she said.

"Yes, Alice," said Steve. "How can I help you?"

"It's a bit of a personal inquiry," she said, flushing slightly. "There's something concerning a friend, and I thought you might be capable of offering assistance."

Well. Leto was a friend, so it was concerning a friend, if one glanced at it sideways.

It was a shame Alice didn't know that 'I have a friend' was perhaps the most transparent phrase for asking such questions.

"Yes?" Steve asked. "What is your 'friend's' problem?" He was careful to make sure the quotation marks were not audible.

"It concerns ... class matters," she said, trying to seem unconcerned. Her friend's problem, after all. "Which are terribly helpful and informative, on what precautions are necessary for personal interactions. But only if one is mindful enough to use them, and it seems these two weren't."

Steve nodded. "I take it we're talking about contraception, then?"

"Indeed," she said primly. "I've been assured the other concerns pose no danger, in this particular circumstance. But I've no idea how concerned my friend should be, in that regard."

Steve nodded and went into Informative Teacher Phase. "Do you remember when we talked about emergency contraception? It's very effective. If it's been less than three days, your friend can go to the clinic and ask for Plan B. It may also be available over the counter at Turtle and Canary; I'm not sure, as I've never had need for it. It's only supposed to be available OTC if you're over eighteen, but this town doesn't seem to care about age laws in most other concerns, so probably your friend should be fine. If it's been less than five days, I believe there's an alternate method of emergency contraception, an IUD, but they'd definitely have to go to the clinic and talk to a professional about that. If it's been more than five days, well, I think it's pretty much a waiting game." He smiled sympathetically and asked, "Have I confused you yet?"

"I think I'm following," she said calmly. "The clinic may be less difficult than Turtle and Canary, as many of the employees there are students, and that may be somewhat awkward, in her position. Have you any idea ... that is to say: if one was waiting, would the odds be against her?"

"I really couldn't tell you what the odds of pregnancy from a single encounter are, off the top of my head," Steve admitted. "It's kind of a gamble. Some people try for months, some people have sex once and get lucky. Or unlucky, depending on your view."

"Quite," she said. "It's all a matter of perspective, after all."

She gave him a faint smile and bowed her head, solemnly. "I thank you for the information."

"You're very welcome, Alice," Steve said. "And I hope it helps your friend," he added, since they were talking about a friend here. "You can tell them they're welcome to talk to me at any time. I have office hours on Wednesday, although I'm afraid I've become rather lax about actually attending them." He smiled.

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