Sex Ed, Monday [3-23] Third Period

[screwyoumarvel]

Steve looked perfectly composed this week. Except for his left eyebrow, which was half-singed off. "I'm sorry I couldn't be here last week, but I had an emergency to tend to. I hope Mr. Stark did all right and didn't traumatize anyone too much. I'd have found you a qualified teacher, but I was in a hurry and I figured he was the next best thing," Steve said wryly. "So, this week we're going to talk about sexual harassment. It's bad, don't do it." Steve passed around a handout. "This fact sheet discusses what is sexual harassment and what is not. Basically, if an action is unwelcome, it's sexual harassment. So, ask yourself, "Is this person acting like they want me to knock it off?" and if they are, apologize and leave them alone." Then he smiled. "That's it for this week. You have the rest of the period free. You can ask me any questions you may have, or just go take a nap or whatever it is teenagers do in their free time."

Comments

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[screwyoumarvel]

Dear God in heaven.

"I see," Steve said faintly. "This looks very...extensive."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Well, you know Tony," Jamie replied. "I'm sure he would have wanted us to do a lot of research on the subject. Now, do I go to you to get reimbursed for the websites I had to get information from? I have about twenty days left on the five sites. I'll give you the login id's and passwords if you want to verify my research."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[screwyoumarvel]

"The...internet?" This just kept getting worse. "If you want reimbursement for...research, you'll have to talk to To--Mr. Stark. Since he made the assignment."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Gotcha," Jamie said plopping the essay down on the table with a thunk. "Have fun reading it."

Jamie wasn't going to tell him the special section in his report that was dedicated not only to Shield fetishes but Captain America in particular.

Poor Steve. Jamie was very thorough.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[screwyoumarvel]

Steve actually already halfway suspected it. In Jamie's reality he was pretty much the most prominent person with a shield, after all. It just made his horror all the greater. "Oh, I'm sure I...will." Not.