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Phys. Ed: Week 7, Period 1 (Fri. 2/20)

The Danger Shop was still a gym and the man with the whistle was still Ronon, but in the spirit of spring break, there was a special assignment for the day and a whole slew of mats to do it on.

"Congratulations, today you're all cheerleaders," Ronon announced happily. "Being a Gremlin for a day is an honor and will be treated as such. There's a handout with a list of cheers and tumbling routine ideas. You guys get to perform for the class as a group, pairs, or on your own for your midterm test." He was mean. "Now, for the day your normal uniforms have been replaced with complete cheerleading uniforms and pom poms. Get suited up and have fun."

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Worf stepped up in his dead sexy tight gold shorts and his v-neck cheer shirt.

He even had pom-poms.

However instead of doing a cheer from the list he went with a translation of an old Klingon battle song.

"And the blood was ankle deep!
And the River Skral ran crimson red!
On the day above all days!
When Kahless slew evil Molor dead!"

There was a coordinated use of mok'bara moves but in place of a bat'leth there were pom-poms.

Normally a Klingon would never do such a routine but as TA, Worf had to set an example.

Priestly stared. He opened his mouth to comment. Then closed it and stared some more.

". . . Wow."

"Enough gawking," he growled. "Cheer."

"Like that? 'Cause, uh, I don't know any blood-and-destruction cheers."

"Then use the cheers provided," Worf ordered.

"I couldn't possibly follow up your stunning example of cheeriness."

Worf gritted his teeth and growled.

"CHEER!"

"You're not putting me in a very cheerful mood."

"That is not a prerequisite for cheering," Worf grumbled.

"It is if you wanna do it right. Now, come on. How about a 'please'?"

"Cheer. Please."

...

"Before I have you thrown in detention."

He said please!

"Wow, okay, let's try that again without the threats?"

"No. I met your requirement of saying please. Cheer."

Priestly crossed his arms. "You need to work on your people skills."

"No. I. Don't," he growled. "Cheer."

"Seriously? You really think this is effective communication that will reach our common goal? 'Cause, man, you're deluded."

Ronon cleared his throat near Priestly. "There a problem with the TA?"

Priestly considered pointing out that Worf was mean and had no joy in his life. But, well, he had some survival instincts.

"He's growling at me. He does it every week. I think he's out to get me."

Well, in theory he had survival instincts, anyway.

Ronon raised an eyebrow and crossed his large arms with a sigh. "You know, if he asks you to do something, it's like me asking. You're a Gremlin, you should be giving him advice on cheering better or you can think about that while you scrub out a pool in detention." Or whatever they made the kids do this week, like Ronon knew.

"What? Come on!" Priestly scowled. "I don't even do anything and this guy gets on my case!"

[ooc: also, I'm AFK most of every Saturday. Could I get a detention alternative?]

"How 'bout you try listening then," Ronon suggested, giving the kid an option other than detention.

Priestly wanted to continue protesting that Worf was being unduly nasty and did, in fact, need to work on his people skills. On the other hand, detention right before Spring Break? Would suck. So he decided to compromise.

"Well, the TA could use some work,
Not to come out like a jerk.
I wasn't slacking, that I swear,
Just saying what I thought of his cheer.
I don't know why he growls at me,
But hey, I'll take one for the team."

Okay, so it sucked. It was made up on the spot. Could be worse, he could have gone with "the Fish Cheer".

"Wow!" Momoko clapped enthusiastically. "And much better than the 'cosine tangent 999' or whatever chant that's in the handout! Is that one of the school's actual cheers?"

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