fandomhigh | Movie Appreciation: Week 5, Period 3 (Fri. 2/6)

For Movie Appreciation, the Danger Shop was transformed into the usual auditorium with a strange new twist. There was a giant pool of icy water off to the side with floating slabs of driftwood strewn about.

Ronon sat on the edge of the stage, waiting for students to take their seats before introducing the day's movie. "I'm told for people from the right time, Titanic is a classic romance. I watched it, and I gotta tell you, if that's romance, Earth is screwed." For serious. "So this guy falls for some girl and shows her how to live or something. Then the boat they're on gets hit by a block of ice and sinks. Now, I know, spoilers or something are bad? Whatever, if I tell you everyone ends up in icy water like that," he pointed to the tank, "you tell me how many people live or die."

"Right, so let's ~~suffer through Celine~~ watch some parts of it and get a feel for this movie before you guys stick yourselves in the water and decide if the chick could've made some space for that guy on her plank. Still think it's true love and romance?" He flicked a switch on the remote and started up the clips.

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Who is refusing to be earwormed by the song, thank you very much.

After talking things over with Claudia, Brooke walked over to the teacher, simply ~~did her best Kat Stratford impression~~ pulled up her shirt.

And then said, "Also, I can't get in the water."

"Did I say you had to?" Wait. Had she just flashed her breasts at him?

And he'd just figured out this whole drug addict thing. "Hold up, what was that?"

"...I thought you did," Brooke said. Did he not? Oops. "And it was... my gratitude for you not making me get in the water." Nice cover! Woo!

"Right. Gratitude," Ronon frowned.

And then a bright light. "How 'bout you be grateful to join me in detention tomorrow?" He needed more people if that pool was gonna get properly cleaned.

"I can go in the water," Brooke said quickly. The last detention she'd had had been boot camp. She didn't want to go back to boot camp.

"Too late," he replied maybe enjoying her backpedaling a little. "MHA pool needs cleaning. Supposed to have a nice day tomorrow."

"Oh my god," Brooke said. "For the first time in my life I actually understand irony."

Claudia was right beside her with her shirt up too. "I have my period," she told him solemnly.

It worked in gym class, right?

"You have your what?" Ronon asked gruffly, still figuring out what the game was here.

"Girly time of the month?" Claudia said. "If I go into the water, I'll die."

Ronon blinked. Too much information.

Too much information.

Too much information.

Claudia tilted her head at him. "Are you okay, Mister Hot Professor Ronon?"

"No," Ronon said, shuddering a little and oh he so didn't need to know that ever. GAH!

"You shouldn't be either," he decided, managing a small burst of words. "Tomorrow. Detention."

Claudia pouted. "Fiiiine."

She did not get to pout. Not when he had...images and uuuuugh! Ronon shuddered more, turning away. Just. No.

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