Speech Comm

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

[CJ feels like her old self...from before. Beware of wicked sarcasm.]

201--Speech
Gang, we've had a week off, so we're behind. I need you to step it up. We're going to make speeches on Thursday regarding the elections...3 to 5 minutes on the topic of the week. You have the freedom to say whatever you want, but I expect it to be done well. Use ethos, pathos, and logos. Ok, brainstorm, and I'll be walking around to give you help. Go.
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301--Interpersonal Comm

Listen up. Families. What can we say. The accepted theory is that the family unit that is pleasing to us is a microcosm of the social structure...likewise, society is a macrocosm of family. Keeping this in mind...and moving away from the self into the hypothetical, lets talk dysfunction. [Writes DYSFUNCTION on the board] This means literally "to not work" but has many interpretations. We're going to figure it all out today...[flatly] then you'll be the smartest class in the school. Ok, go. Talk. Or I'll set fire to the room.

Chip...you're in deep shi--trouble. I need to talk to you out in the hall.

Comments

Re: 201

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Not *with* so much as... orbiting the same star. *With* implies a little more than may be accurate.

(give that one horns and he'll look like the guy on Sesame Street who honks his nose.)

Re: 201

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*looks blank at the 'star' explanation*

Riiight. Okay. Not my business, so... never mind.

*tilts her head, gives the monster horns*

Heh. He does.

*draws a Kermit*
*draws a balloon coming out of his mouth*
*writes in it:*

POLITICS! Brought to you by the letter P! And by 0, a representational number of Politics!

Re: 201

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Not a question of 'not your buisness', if that were the case I would have just said that. More a question of... I have no idea what the hell we are now that we no longer hate each other's guts. We aren't sleeping together... well, we are... but only literally... *shrugs* I don't think either of us are up to overanylizing it.

Can the politicians get a negative number? Or something like the square root of an imaginary number?

Kermit needs a Miss Piggy.

Re: 201

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*Parker grimaces* Yeah, analyzing relationships, or thinking about them too much... can lead to Say Anything homages in the rain badness. Uh. Good luck with that, whatever-it-is, though.

Sure, God knows most politicians' approval ratings are in the negative numbers. Wait. The square root of a negative number *is* an imaginary number. So the square root of *that* is something like -- I don't know. A Ridiculous number?

*adds square root signs and little i's and minus signs in the ballon*

So he does.

*Miss Piggy looks like Miss Piggy. She also looks like the First Lady, waving, in pearls*
*the wave might be a karate-chop*

*her voice balloon reads: "VOTE FOR US, or HIIIIII-YAH!"

Re: 201

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

A ridiculous number! That's hysterical. A hallucinigenic number?

Draw the Chef and his chicken. Be sure Das has her Uzi. :)

Re: 201

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Ooo. Yeah. A hallucinogenic number. Rewrites reality, while you wait!

*draws the Chef*
*can't quite get Das right, the wings are awkward*

*word-balloons say:*

"Bork bork bork!"

And

"Hallucinate *your* political reality! A Chicken can be President!"