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fandomhigh2005-10-11 09:12 am
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Speech Comm
[CJ feels like her old self...from before. Beware of wicked sarcasm.]
201--Speech
Gang, we've had a week off, so we're behind. I need you to step it up. We're going to make speeches on Thursday regarding the elections...3 to 5 minutes on the topic of the week. You have the freedom to say whatever you want, but I expect it to be done well. Use ethos, pathos, and logos. Ok, brainstorm, and I'll be walking around to give you help. Go.
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301--Interpersonal Comm
Listen up. Families. What can we say. The accepted theory is that the family unit that is pleasing to us is a microcosm of the social structure...likewise, society is a macrocosm of family. Keeping this in mind...and moving away from the self into the hypothetical, lets talk dysfunction. [Writes DYSFUNCTION on the board] This means literally "to not work" but has many interpretations. We're going to figure it all out today...[flatly] then you'll be the smartest class in the school. Ok, go. Talk. Or I'll set fire to the room.
Chip...you're in deep shi--trouble. I need to talk to you out in the hall.
201--Speech
Gang, we've had a week off, so we're behind. I need you to step it up. We're going to make speeches on Thursday regarding the elections...3 to 5 minutes on the topic of the week. You have the freedom to say whatever you want, but I expect it to be done well. Use ethos, pathos, and logos. Ok, brainstorm, and I'll be walking around to give you help. Go.
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301--Interpersonal Comm
Listen up. Families. What can we say. The accepted theory is that the family unit that is pleasing to us is a microcosm of the social structure...likewise, society is a macrocosm of family. Keeping this in mind...and moving away from the self into the hypothetical, lets talk dysfunction. [Writes DYSFUNCTION on the board] This means literally "to not work" but has many interpretations. We're going to figure it all out today...[flatly] then you'll be the smartest class in the school. Ok, go. Talk. Or I'll set fire to the room.
Chip...you're in deep shi--trouble. I need to talk to you out in the hall.
Re: 201
Say Anything homages in the rainbadness. Uh. Good luck with that, whatever-it-is, though.Sure, God knows most politicians' approval ratings are in the negative numbers. Wait. The square root of a negative number *is* an imaginary number. So the square root of *that* is something like -- I don't know. A Ridiculous number?
*adds square root signs and little i's and minus signs in the ballon*
So he does.
*Miss Piggy looks like Miss Piggy. She also looks like the First Lady, waving, in pearls*
*the wave might be a karate-chop*
*her voice balloon reads: "VOTE FOR US, or HIIIIII-YAH!"
Re: 201
Draw the Chef and his chicken. Be sure Das has her Uzi. :)
Re: 201
*draws the Chef*
*can't quite get Das right, the wings are awkward*
*word-balloons say:*
"Bork bork bork!"
And
"Hallucinate *your* political reality! A Chicken can be President!"