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Phys Ed: Week 3, Period 1 (Fri. 1/23)

When students entered the Danger Shop this week, rather than a gym, or even a freezing powerless scape, they would find themselves transported to a lush green hillside. With a whole bunch of sheep. And a whole lot of heat.

As usual, Ronon started talking when he felt like it. "Today you'll work with a partner to shear some sheep. My teammate said this is a traditional gym class for the Scottish people. Call it cultural education or whatever." Ronon gestured to an area with all the necessary equipment for the process. "Grab some tools and some instructions and get started."

Ronon stopped himself from turning away. "Don't forget to dress out. Locker rooms are right behind you." Ronon himself was again wearing his standard leather ensemble with his massive hair pulled back in a band. And the whistle, just because.

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"Working on it."

That part of Ender's mind that filed away all important lessons filed away the kicking-sheep thing, shook its head, and laughed. But on the outside, Ender was all concentration and nimble speed as he clicked on the clippers and pulled a nice stripe of wool off the sheep's side.

It was a really diagonal stripe, though, and it wasn't as deep in some patches as it was in the others. He also had to watch for Claire's hands, and that meant this might take more time than he'd originally thought. "Try the head," he said, covering up a mild frown with a carefully neutral expression.

"You mean, hold it there?" Claire was uneasy, even though she could see holding it by its middle was possibly not her brightest idea. "But then I have to let go."

"Break," Ender decided, turning off the clippers and moving away a few steps. "Then try again."

"... all right," Claire finally agreed. What was, she, a baby, to be freaked out by holding onto a fake sheep?

She let go, stepped back, and -- before the sheep could go anywhere, grabbed it snugly around its neck. "It's kinda cute from this angle," she decided. "Hurry."

"Just keep it steady," he said, moving back in, "It shouldn't be able to kick you from there."

A tactical brain, apparently, could be applied to just about anything.

Ender turned the clippers back on and swooped in, pulling a much neater stripe along the sheep's belly this time.

"But I'm within biting range," Claire informed him.

The sheep glared; Claire glared back, holding steady.

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"Not if you keep behind it," Ender said, settling into a nice rhythm of taking long, quick strips of wool off. He was starting to get a feel for the clippers, which made things go more smoothly. "Immobilize the head if you think there's a threat."

"It's a sheep," Claire couldn't help pointing out, because words like "Immobilize" and "threat" didn't really go with sheep in her worldview.

But she moved back anyhow.

"I'd figured that out," he said. In his worldview, words like 'immobilize' and 'threat' worked on just about anything.

Ender quickly finished up with one side, then dodged along the sheep's legs to get to the other one.

Claire made a little hmmphing noise in response, then shifted to give him more room to work, rotating her head to watch his progress. The sheep seemed subdued for the moment.

"You could carve in our initials," she joked.

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"I'm not sure they'd stick," he said. Ender wasn't being as thorough as he might have liked, but he had to keep in mind that the sheep could start bucking at any moment. His next few movements were rough, but they got most of the job done. "Maybe I should draw something."

"Stick figure?" Claire suggested, as the sheep grunted. "Something fast."

Ender flicked his wrist just enough to leave the crude impression of a smiley face on the sheep's leg, and then he backed away again. "Done," he said. "I'm an artist."

He didn't sound serious. Val would've said he was making headway.

Claire craned her neck to see it. "Oh, yeah, gallery-ready," she deadpanned. "I can let go now?"

"Any time," Ender said, looking down at the wool.

The sheep trotted off with an indignant snort as Claire picked up a handful of wool. Soft.

"So, uh, it was good shearing a sheep with you," she said, like an immense dork.

"I think," he said, with feeling, "We've earned those really important lessons about sheep." Somehow, banter had been coming easier lately.

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