Phys Ed: Week 3, Period 1 (Fri. 1/23)

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

When students entered the Danger Shop this week, rather than a gym, or even a freezing powerless scape, they would find themselves transported to a lush green hillside. With a whole bunch of sheep. And a whole lot of heat.

As usual, Ronon started talking when he felt like it. "Today you'll work with a partner to shear some sheep. My teammate said this is a traditional gym class for the Scottish people. Call it cultural education or whatever." Ronon gestured to an area with all the necessary equipment for the process. "Grab some tools and some instructions and get started."

Ronon stopped himself from turning away. "Don't forget to dress out. Locker rooms are right behind you." Ronon himself was again wearing his standard leather ensemble with his massive hair pulled back in a band. And the whistle, just because.

Comments

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"I'd be careful about asking any of the girls here to make you some new socks," Gavin advised. "They might smack you."

[BYE!]

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

Prince Edward looked appalled. "Why do you say such things?"

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"Because it's true," Gavin said. "They will smack you."

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

"Smack me," he repeated dumbly. "As in..." he smacked his own hand across his palm.

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"That's what I mean," Gavin said and nodded.

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

Suddenly Prince Edward broke out in laughter. "Ah-ha! You jest, my friend! But I am quickly learning that this place holds many jesters! People are amusing, yes indeed!"

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Gavin stared and then very carefully started shearing the sheep. "I'm not a jester and I think you're just going to have to learn the hard way."

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

"Truly?" Prince Edward held a foot that was already tied up. "This is amazing." A woman smack him? Unheard of!

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"Say the wrong thing to the wrong person and I guarantee you'll get smacked," Gavin said.

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

"Hm, yes, interesting. So... do not ask a woman about socks?"

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"No, you can ask her about socks but don't demand she make you a pair," Gavin advised.

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

Prince Edward did not understand how the two did not go together. Unless... OH! He would never ask Giselle for new socks!

"Ah-hah! I get it! Only the peasant women make the socks!"

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"Don't call any of the girls peasants either," Gavin said, eyes wide. "They might shoot you."

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

"Shoot me!" Blink. "Holy Ogre! Women know how to shoot?"

Unheard of!

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"Some of them," Gavin confirmed with a solemn nod. "You're really not from this time, are you?"

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

"No," he shook his head, clearly shaken by that revelation. "I'm from Andalasia, beyond the meadows of joy and the valley of contentment."

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"Tatooine, desert planet," Gavin said. "Culture shock, huh?"

Re: Shear Sheep [PE 1/23]

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

"I don't know what culture means, but I am very much shocked, yes."