Heroing [Tuesday, period 2, class #3]

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"HELLO, CLASS," boomed Hammer as he entered. He was dressed exactly as he always was, of course. Heroes didn't feel cold. "Today, since it appears to be a bit chilly, I thought we could play dress up!"

He wasn't kidding. Hammer picked up a big trunk of clothes like it weighed nothing and opened it, pulling out capes and lycra and horrifying amounts of spandex.

"Pick out something that you think is a good superhero outfit! And don't forget to pin your logo to your chest! If you don't like our selection here," he added with a little frown, because he thought it was all pretty fierce, "you can design something and bring it in for extra credit next week!"

[wait for the OCD up.]

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Re: Play dress-up! [21/01/09]

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The first thing Tony grabbed was a blue spandex bodysuit. "Oh, no," he exclaimed. "I'm not doing spandex." He tossed the bodysuit back and dug through, trying to find something else. A cloak, maybe? He found a bright red cape. Not really his color, but better than some of the other stuff. He set the red cape aside and kept looking, hoping to find something less camp.