Heroing [Tuesday, period 2, class #2]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

"Hello, class!" Captain Hammer bellowed as soon as everyone was seated. "Today, we're going to talk about sounding heroic. In order to strike true fear into your nemesis...es. Nemesiseses. Nemisi...." He shook his head. "Bad people you fight! In order to strike fear into their hearts, they need to hear you coming. Now, some people believe in 'battlecries.'"

Captain Hammer's use of airquotes didn't necessarily indicate any sarcasm. It more indicated that he didn't know how to use airquotes.

"Which are fine and good. I prefer to just speak loudly at every opportunity! Some heroes like to sing, and that's fine too. Other heroes like to...talk to their villains. And a lot of villains talk back." He shook his head. "They think they're 'witty.' Anyway, class! Your job today is to pair up and hold a heroic conversation! Do it loudly! Sing if you want! Use catch phrases! 'Banter!' Just be heroic while you talk to each other!"

[OCD is coming up, lol forgot to strike this out.]

Comments

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Robin was sure, from the comics he'd read, that there was indeed room for that kind of hero.

"Ooh, good point!" Robin said. Now he was tempted to go exploring. "Yes! Evildoers beware!" Muppets were very good at being over the top and silly, without acting like they were being over the top or silly.

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[peace_n_war]

The unintentional over the top and silly almost made Warren crack a smirk, there. Almost.

"You just don't mess with a frog who can take out a velociraptor and a guy who works with talking knives for a living." Not to mention the whole spontaneous combustion thing.

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

"You certainly don't." Robin agreed. "And we are only a sample of what Fandom has to offer!"