Heroing [Tuesday, period 2, class #2]

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"Hello, class!" Captain Hammer bellowed as soon as everyone was seated. "Today, we're going to talk about sounding heroic. In order to strike true fear into your nemesis...es. Nemesiseses. Nemisi...." He shook his head. "Bad people you fight! In order to strike fear into their hearts, they need to hear you coming. Now, some people believe in 'battlecries.'"

Captain Hammer's use of airquotes didn't necessarily indicate any sarcasm. It more indicated that he didn't know how to use airquotes.

"Which are fine and good. I prefer to just speak loudly at every opportunity! Some heroes like to sing, and that's fine too. Other heroes like to...talk to their villains. And a lot of villains talk back." He shook his head. "They think they're 'witty.' Anyway, class! Your job today is to pair up and hold a heroic conversation! Do it loudly! Sing if you want! Use catch phrases! 'Banter!' Just be heroic while you talk to each other!"

[OCD is coming up, lol forgot to strike this out.]

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Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"And, of course, cut them off at the trunk!" Hannibal added.

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[withoutverona]

"Pluck their fruits -- or, wait, does that sound filthy?"

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Nothing wrong with a little dirty," Hannibal decided.

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[withoutverona]

"Our professor liked my superhero name because of the dirty," Romeo said. "Perhaps it just goes with the task of heroing. Lots of damsels to rescue, all of that."

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Oddly enough, I am okay with rescuing damsels," he said. "It's part of the job and all."

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[withoutverona]

"It's only your duty as a hero," Romeo agreed seriously. "And, strangely enough, not one I would mind either."