Heroing [Tuesday, period 2, class #2]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

"Hello, class!" Captain Hammer bellowed as soon as everyone was seated. "Today, we're going to talk about sounding heroic. In order to strike true fear into your nemesis...es. Nemesiseses. Nemisi...." He shook his head. "Bad people you fight! In order to strike fear into their hearts, they need to hear you coming. Now, some people believe in 'battlecries.'"

Captain Hammer's use of airquotes didn't necessarily indicate any sarcasm. It more indicated that he didn't know how to use airquotes.

"Which are fine and good. I prefer to just speak loudly at every opportunity! Some heroes like to sing, and that's fine too. Other heroes like to...talk to their villains. And a lot of villains talk back." He shook his head. "They think they're 'witty.' Anyway, class! Your job today is to pair up and hold a heroic conversation! Do it loudly! Sing if you want! Use catch phrases! 'Banter!' Just be heroic while you talk to each other!"

[OCD is coming up, lol forgot to strike this out.]

Comments

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean snickered. He struck a pose himself. "Hey ghost! I'm going to stand here telling you to stop haunting while giving you plenty of opportunity to throw me into a convenient wall!"

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[momslilassassin]

"Let me take a moment to fix my hair and then come after you, fiend!" Ben replied.

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Let me move over here where I'm within reach so there's enough light for my face to be seen when I torch you, foul shade!"

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[momslilassassin]

"I'm sorry, I cannot fight you right now," Ben said, snickering. "I'm on my break!"