Management Theory [Tuesday, January 6, 4th period]

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Yzma might have had a little fun working with the Danger Room.

To get to class, the students had to pull a lever, which dropped them through a hole in the floor into a roller coaster car, where they were attired in white lab coats, black goggles and gloves, and awesome blue skull caps with a little blue tassel on the top of them.

Yzma was waiting for them, similarly attired.

"Hello, my minions!" she cackled cried, waving them towards rickety little desks. "Welcome to management theory! Before coming here I ran a country for many, many years," even if she hadn't technically been emperor, but details, "and so I will have much to teach you."

She spun on one incredibly pointy heel. "If I find you worthy, of course." She pointed a gloved finger at a student. "You! Name, favorite appetizer, and largest number of people you have bossed around!"

She'd also be on the prowl lookout for the dimmest boy she could find to be her assistant.

Not that she missed Kronk. At all. Or his stupid spinach puffs.

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Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

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"Liir Thropp," he said with a swallow, "er... I like a lot of things. I cook a lot. Erm. Whatever you'd like me to make."

And people he'd bossed around? Uh...

"Do monkeys count?"

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

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"Of course monkeys count!" Yzma snapped.

Not that she had said that in her opening monologue.

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

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"Then I suppose I've bossed about monkeys," he said, "er, the flying monkeys. When I wanted to clean up, anyway."

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

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"You made monkeys clean up?" Yzma asked.

Why hadn't she thought of that? It was brilliant!

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

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Ha. Ha. Ha.

Well...

"Sometimes."

Chistery would assist him occasionally. The others weren't quite advanced enough to understand to pick up the mess instead of throwing it.

"Mostly Chistery," he admitted after a minute. "I've, er, been more of the managed than manager. So perhaps it was delegation?"

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

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"Delegation from monkeys?"

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

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He didn't facepalm. Mostly.

"Of monkeys. My, er, well, the Witch was the one we were working for."

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

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Yzma clapped her hands together. "In this class, we will learn how to be in charge!" she declared. "No one wants to work with, for or at monkeys."

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

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"...you have no idea how true that is."